Un barbat vrea sa cumpere chilotei tanga pentru nevasta. Vanzatoarea intreaba:
\u2013 Ce marime dori\u0163i?
\u2013 Hm, greu de spus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Este important sa cunoasteti marimea.
\u2013 Stiu, marimea 77!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 77!? Aceasta m\u0103rime nu exista! Cum ati ajuns la marimea asta?
\u2013 Pai avem acas\u0103 un televizor de de 81 cm si c\u00e2nd ea se pune in fata lui raman in stanga si-n dreapta cam doi centimetri liberi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0162iganul vine acas\u0103 foarte t\u00eerziu \u015fi Piranda \u00eel ia la rost:
\u2013 Unde ai umblat, belestematule?
\u2013 La \u015fedin\u0163\u0103, f\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sedin\u0163\u0103, b\u0103? M\u0103 proste\u015fti \u00een fa\u0163\u0103?
\u2013 Stai a\u015fa, f\u0103. S\u0103 moar\u0103 mama, am fost la \u015fedin\u0163\u0103. A venit cineva de la guvern \u015fi ne-a zis: \u201eCitez: \u00cen 2002 vom avea de 2 ori mai mult\u0103 carne. Citez: Va cre\u015fte salariul cu 400%\u201d. \u015ei alte chestii din-astea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Da ce \u00eenseamn\u0103, m\u0103, \u201ecitez\u201d?
\u2013 Nici eu nu \u015ftiu, dar cred c\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 ca un fel de \u201esanchi\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un barbat vrea sa cumpere chilotei tanga pentru nevasta. Vanzatoarea intreaba:\u2013 Ce marime dori\u0163i?\u2013 Hm, greu de spus. \u2013 Este important sa cunoasteti marimea.\u2013 Stiu, marimea 77! \u2013 77!? Aceasta m\u0103rime nu exista! Cum ati ajuns la marimea asta?\u2013 Pai avem acas\u0103 un televizor de de 81 cm si c\u00e2nd ea se pune in fata … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1569,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}