{"id":1554,"date":"2024-06-15T20:47:16","date_gmt":"2024-06-15T20:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1554"},"modified":"2024-06-15T20:47:16","modified_gmt":"2024-06-15T20:47:16","slug":"mirele-iubito-trebuie-sa-ti-marturisesc-ceva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1554","title":{"rendered":"Mirele: Iubito Trebuie Sa-Ti Marturisesc Ceva"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un soarece alergat de o pisica intra innebunit intr-un grajd. Da aici de o vaca:<br>\u2013 Vaco, vaco, ajuta-ma, ascunde-ma repede, te rog !<br>\u2013 Unde sa te ascund ma soarece<br>Ii vine vacii o idee si se balega pe soarece. Intra pisica:<br>\u2013 Vaco, zi-mi repede unde e nenorocitul ala de soarece !<br>\u2013 Nu am vazut nici un soarece dar daca vrei uita-te si tu p-aici.<br>Se uita pisica prin zona si vede codita soricelului iesind din gramada de <a href=\"http:\/\/balega.Morala\">balega.Morala<\/a> 1: Nu oricine te baga in rahat iti vrea raul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Morala 2: Nu oricine te scoate din rahat iti vrea binele.<br>Morala 3: Daca te bagi in rahat macar baga-te cu totul.<br>**Doi nebuni fur\u0103 un elicopter, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 se ridice \u00een aer cu el, dar, dup\u0103 scurt timp, se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc \u0219i <a href=\"http:\/\/mor.Investigatorii\">mor.Investigatorii<\/a> recupereaz\u0103 cutia neagr\u0103 \u0219i ascult\u0103 ultimele cuvinte din dialogul nebunilor:<br>\u201cStinge ventilatorul, e curent!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Citeste si:Dou\u0103 blonde c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul. \u00cen compartiment cu ele se afl\u0103 un b\u0103rbat \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, cu barb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mireasa se g\u00e2nde\u0219te pu\u021bin \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Parca \u00eemi amintesc de tine&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ia uite! \u0102sta-i Mircea cel B\u0103tr\u00e2n!<br>\u2013 E\u0219ti proast\u0103! \u0102la e mort de vreo 700 de ani!<br>Nu termin\u0103 bine c\u0103 \u00een compartiment intr\u0103 un alt b\u0103rbat \u0219i-l salut\u0103 pe b\u0103rbos:<br>\u2013 Ciao, Mircea! Ce faci, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne? Nu te-am mai v\u0103zut de sute de ani!Prima blond\u0103 c\u0103tre prietena ei:<br>\u2013 Na, cine-i proasta?<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un soarece alergat de o pisica intra innebunit intr-un grajd. Da aici de o vaca:\u2013 Vaco, vaco, ajuta-ma, ascunde-ma repede, te rog !\u2013 Unde sa te ascund ma soareceIi vine vacii o idee si se balega pe soarece. Intra pisica:\u2013 Vaco, zi-mi repede unde e nenorocitul ala de soarece !\u2013 Nu am vazut nici un &#8230; <a title=\"Mirele: Iubito Trebuie Sa-Ti Marturisesc Ceva\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1554\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mirele: Iubito Trebuie Sa-Ti Marturisesc Ceva\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1555,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}