{"id":1532,"date":"2024-06-15T09:32:55","date_gmt":"2024-06-15T09:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1532"},"modified":"2024-06-15T09:32:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-15T09:32:55","slug":"bula-se-duce-fericit-la-mama-sa-mama-azi-directorul-scolii-m-a-laudat-zauzice-mama-mirata-stiind-ce-ficior-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1532","title":{"rendered":"Bula se duce fericit la mama sa: Mama azi directorul scolii m-a laudat! Zau??zice mama mirata, stiind ce ficior are"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"847\" height=\"725\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-1-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-1-1.jpeg 847w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-1-1-300x257.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/image-1-1-768x657.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 847px) 100vw, 847px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Diriginta \u00eei roag\u0103 pe copii s\u0103-i spun\u0103 cu ce se ocup\u0103 p\u0103rin\u0163ii lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Spune tu, Constantinescule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tata este pompier. El stinge incendiile \u015fi salveaz\u0103 vie\u0163ile oamenilor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Foarte frumos, e r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u, Oprescule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tata este medic, el ne consult\u0103 \u015fi ne prescrie medicamente atunci c\u00e2nd suntem bolnavi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Minunat! Dar tat\u0103l t\u0103u, Avr\u0103mescule!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tata este dansator \u00eentr-un club, danseaz\u0103 la bar\u0103, clien\u0163ii \u00eei bag\u0103 bani la chilo\u0163i \u015fi dac\u0103 pl\u0103tesc bine tata \u015fi-o pune cu ei \u00een bosche\u0163ii de la intrare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oripilat\u0103 de dest\u0103inuirile elevului diriginta \u00eei trimite pe copii \u00een recrea\u0163ie, oprindu-l doar pe micu\u0163ul Avr\u0103mescu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-am \u015ftiut c\u0103 tat\u0103l t\u0103u face asta, copile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ierta\u0163i-m\u0103 doamna dirigint\u0103, zice Avr\u0103mescu cu ochii \u00een lacrimi, v-am min\u0163it, tata e consilierul unui deputat, da\u2019 mi-a fost ru\u015fine s\u0103 spun\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diriginta \u00eei roag\u0103 pe copii s\u0103-i spun\u0103 cu ce se ocup\u0103 p\u0103rin\u0163ii lor. \u2013 Spune tu, Constantinescule! \u2013 Tata este pompier. El stinge incendiile \u015fi salveaz\u0103 vie\u0163ile oamenilor. \u2013 Foarte frumos, e r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u, Oprescule. \u2013 Tata este medic, el ne consult\u0103 \u015fi ne prescrie medicamente atunci c\u00e2nd suntem bolnavi. \u2013 Minunat! Dar tat\u0103l t\u0103u, &#8230; <a title=\"Bula se duce fericit la mama sa: Mama azi directorul scolii m-a laudat! Zau??zice mama mirata, stiind ce ficior are\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1532\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bula se duce fericit la mama sa: Mama azi directorul scolii m-a laudat! Zau??zice mama mirata, stiind ce ficior are\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1536,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1532\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}