{"id":1515,"date":"2024-06-13T21:01:53","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T21:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1515"},"modified":"2024-06-13T21:01:53","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T21:01:53","slug":"un-medic-chinez-si-a-deschis-o-clinica-privata-in-sua-si-la-intrare-a-afisat-o-reclama-mare-pe-care-scria-tratamentul-costa-20-de-dolari-in-caz-ca-boala-nu-va-trece-va-vom-returna-100-de-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1515","title":{"rendered":"Un medic chinez \u015fi-a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 \u00een SUA \u015fi la intrare a afi\u015fat o reclam\u0103 mare pe care scria: \u201cTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un medic chinez \u015fi-a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 \u00een SUA \u015fi la intrare a afi\u015fat o reclam\u0103 mare pe care scria: \u201cTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un avocat, consider\u00e2nd o bun\u0103 ocazie de a face rost de 100 de dolari, intr\u0103 \u00een clinic\u0103:Avocatul: \u2013 Mi-am pierdut gustul!Chinezul: \u2013 Sor\u0103, adu medicamentul din cutia num\u0103rul \u015fapte \u015fi picura\u0163i-i pacientului \u00een gur\u0103 trei pic\u0103turi.<br>Avocatul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ptiu, este benzin\u0103!Chinezul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Felicit\u0103ri, v-a\u0163i rec\u0103p\u0103tat gustul, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de <a href=\"http:\/\/dolari.Pl\u0103te\u015fte\">dolari.Pl\u0103te\u015fte<\/a> iritat avocatul \u015fi pleac\u0103 clocind o r\u0103zbunare\u2026 Vine \u00eenapoi a doua zi.<br>Avocatul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mi-a disp\u0103rut memoria, nu-mi mai amintesc <a href=\"http:\/\/nimic.Chinezul\">nimic.Chinezul<\/a>: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sor\u0103, adu medicamentul din cutia num\u0103rul \u015fapte \u015fi picura\u0163i-i pacientului \u00een gur\u0103 trei <a href=\"http:\/\/pic\u0103turi.Avocatul\">pic\u0103turi.Avocatul<\/a>, enervat: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nuuu, acolo este benzin\u0103! Mi-a\u0163i dat \u015fi ieri!<br>Chinezul: \u2013 Felicit\u0103ri, v-a\u0163i rec\u0103p\u0103tat memoria, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de <a href=\"http:\/\/dolari.Avocatul\">dolari.Avocatul<\/a>, gata s\u0103 crape de ciud\u0103, pl\u0103te\u015fte cei 20 de dolari dar bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 se \u00eentoarce a treia zi pentru a recupera <a href=\"http:\/\/banii.Avocatul\">banii.Avocatul<\/a>: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am o vedere foarte proast\u0103, aproape c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 v\u0103d nimic.<br>Chinezul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 Din p\u0103cate nu am nimic pentru tratarea acestei boli. Pofti\u0163i cei o sut\u0103 de dolari.Avocatul, fericit, ia bancnota dar c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 la ea vede c\u0103-i de 20 de dolari.Avocatul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar\u2026nu sunt dec\u00e2t 20 de dolari!Chinezul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 Felicit\u0103ri, v-ati rec\u0103p\u0103tat vederea cea bun\u0103, v\u0103 cost\u0103 20 de dolari.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un medic chinez \u015fi-a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 \u00een SUA \u015fi la intrare a afi\u015fat o reclam\u0103 mare pe care scria: \u201cTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201d Un avocat, consider\u00e2nd o bun\u0103 ocazie de a face rost de 100 de dolari, intr\u0103 \u00een &#8230; <a title=\"Un medic chinez \u015fi-a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 \u00een SUA \u015fi la intrare a afi\u015fat o reclam\u0103 mare pe care scria: \u201cTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201d\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1515\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un medic chinez \u015fi-a deschis o clinic\u0103 privat\u0103 \u00een SUA \u015fi la intrare a afi\u015fat o reclam\u0103 mare pe care scria: \u201cTratamentul cost\u0103 20 de dolari, \u00een caz c\u0103 boala nu v\u0103 trece, v\u0103 vom returna 100 de dolari.\u201d\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1516,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}