{"id":1497,"date":"2024-06-13T09:01:36","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T09:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1497"},"modified":"2024-06-13T09:01:36","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T09:01:36","slug":"la-judecatorie-de-ce-v-ati-lovit-sotul-cu-polonicul-pe-spinare-de-necaz-ca-mi-a-rupt-manerul-la-tigaia-aia-buna-cand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1497","title":{"rendered":"La judecatorie : De ce v-ati lovit sotul cu polonicul pe spinare? De necaz ca mi-a rupt manerul la tigaia aia buna..Cand??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"268\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6480-268x300-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1498\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinuta a primit de ziua ei o bicicleta si se plimba in jurul blocului. Mamica ei o admira de la balcon:<br>\u2013 Uite, mami, fara-o mana!!<br>Dupa inca o tura:<br>\u2013 Uite, mami, fara maini!!!<br>Dupa inca o tura:<br>\u2013 Uite, mami, fara dinti\u2026!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In fata liceului inainte de examenul de bac un taran cu un vitel legat de sfoara.<br>Un profesor care trecea pe acolo se opreste si-l intreaba mirat:<br>\u2013 Ce faci cu dobitocu asta la liceu, bade?<br>\u2013 Apai, dom\u2019 profesor, dobitocu-i la examen, asta-i numa pila!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un om mergea linistit prin desert cand deodata ia o palma.<br>Se uita in dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in<br>sus: senin.<br>Mai merge si iarasi ia o palma. Se uita in dreapta, in<br>stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.<br>Merge mai departe: la fel, iarasi ia o palma. Se uita in<br>dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.<br>Si asa a luat trei palme din senin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alinuta a primit de ziua ei o bicicleta si se plimba in jurul blocului. Mamica ei o admira de la balcon:\u2013 Uite, mami, fara-o mana!!Dupa inca o tura:\u2013 Uite, mami, fara maini!!!Dupa inca o tura:\u2013 Uite, mami, fara dinti\u2026! In fata liceului inainte de examenul de bac un taran cu un vitel legat de sfoara.Un &#8230; <a title=\"La judecatorie : De ce v-ati lovit sotul cu polonicul pe spinare? De necaz ca mi-a rupt manerul la tigaia aia buna..Cand??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1497\" aria-label=\"Read more about La judecatorie : De ce v-ati lovit sotul cu polonicul pe spinare? De necaz ca mi-a rupt manerul la tigaia aia buna..Cand??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1499,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}