{"id":1489,"date":"2024-06-12T20:21:37","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T20:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1489"},"modified":"2024-06-12T20:21:37","modified_gmt":"2024-06-12T20:21:37","slug":"un-preot-explica-la-ora-de-religie-dumnezeu-l-a-creat-pe-adam-si-cu-o-coasta-din-adam-a-creat-o-pe-eva-parinte-il-intrerupe-un-elev-tata-spune-ca-ne-tragem-din-maimute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1489","title":{"rendered":"Un preot explica la ora de religie: Dumnezeu l-a creat pe Adam si cu o coasta din Adam a creat-o pe Eva. Parinte il intrerupe un elev tata spune ca ne tragem din maimute\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Untitled-design-10-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Untitled-design-10-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Untitled-design-10-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Untitled-design-10-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Untitled-design-10-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Untitled-design-10.png 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103rea o broscu\u021b\u0103 fericit\u0103 prin p\u0103dure, c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te o broasc\u0103 ghicitoare.<br>\u2013 Broasc\u0103 ghicitoare, \u00eemi zici \u0219i mie viitorul?<br>\u2013 Da. S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare vei face fericit\u0103 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103.<br>\u2013 Chiar a\u0219a? M\u0103 va s\u0103ruta \u0219i m\u0103 voi preface \u00een prin\u021b?<br>\u2013 Nu, va lua un 10 la biologie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O furnic\u0103 vede la \u0219tiri un accident \u00eentre un elefant \u0219i un hipopotam. Imediat, d\u0103 telefon s\u0103 afle locul accidentului.<br>\u2013 De ce v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103 operatoarea, vreuna dintre victime v\u0103 este rud\u0103?<br>\u2013 Nu, vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 duc s\u0103 donez s\u00e2nge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda vine acasa de la medic.<br>\u2013 Ce ti-a zis doctorul?, intreaba sotul ei.<br>\u2013 A zis: trei sute de lei.<br>\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce ai?<br>\u2013 Aveam doua sute.<br>\u2013 Nu, voiam sa te intreb ce problema ai?<br>\u2013 Problema era ca imi lipseau o suta de lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Copii, spune\u0163i cum aplica\u0163i voi \u00een familie directivele de partid pentru economisirea energiei electrice. Popescu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 La noi acas\u0103, mama pune m\u00e2ncarea afar\u0103 pe balcon \u015fi nu mai folose\u015fte frigiderul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bravo, Ionescu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eu c\u00e2nd vin acas\u0103 de la \u015fcoal\u0103, nu mai ies s\u0103 m\u0103 joc, ci \u00eemi fac lec\u0163iile imediat, a\u015fa c\u0103 seara nu mai aprindem lumina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bravo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ei eu, \u015fi eu tovar\u0103\u015fa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Spune, Bul\u0103!\u2013 Noi seara ne uit\u0103m la televizor la programul bulgarilor \u015fi a\u015fa consum\u0103m curentul lor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103rea o broscu\u021b\u0103 fericit\u0103 prin p\u0103dure, c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te o broasc\u0103 ghicitoare.\u2013 Broasc\u0103 ghicitoare, \u00eemi zici \u0219i mie viitorul?\u2013 Da. S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare vei face fericit\u0103 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 frumoas\u0103.\u2013 Chiar a\u0219a? M\u0103 va s\u0103ruta \u0219i m\u0103 voi preface \u00een prin\u021b?\u2013 Nu, va lua un 10 la biologie. O furnic\u0103 vede la \u0219tiri un accident \u00eentre un elefant &#8230; <a title=\"Un preot explica la ora de religie: Dumnezeu l-a creat pe Adam si cu o coasta din Adam a creat-o pe Eva. Parinte il intrerupe un elev tata spune ca ne tragem din maimute\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1489\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un preot explica la ora de religie: Dumnezeu l-a creat pe Adam si cu o coasta din Adam a creat-o pe Eva. Parinte il intrerupe un elev tata spune ca ne tragem din maimute\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1494,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}