{"id":1473,"date":"2024-06-12T12:00:34","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T12:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1473"},"modified":"2024-06-12T12:00:34","modified_gmt":"2024-06-12T12:00:34","slug":"tatal-catre-fecior-ioane-du-te-la-vecin-si-roaga-l-sa-ne-dee-ciocanul-am-de-batut-o-tinta-feciorul-se-intoarce-si-spune-tata-vecinul-a-spus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1473","title":{"rendered":"Tatal catre fecior: Ioane du-te la vecin si roaga-l sa ne dee ciocanul am de batut o tinta. Feciorul se intoarce si spune: tata vecinul a spus&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5664-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5664-1.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5664-1-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Era Mos Craciun foarte suparat inainte de sarbatori ca nu avea bani destui pentru cadouri.<\/strong>La un moment dat bate cineva la usa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine e? (striga nervos Mos Craciun)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunt eu, ingerasul. Am venit sa-ti spun ca am comandat bradul de Craciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine bine. \u2026 lasa-ma odata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peste 10 minute ciocane cineva la usa. Mos Craciun si mai nervos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine e acolo? Ce mai vreti? Nu vedeti ca am treaba si sunt nervos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunt tot eu, ingerasul. A venit bradul de Craciun. Ce sa fac cu el?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu stiu\u2026 baga-ti-l in c*r\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul acas\u0103 doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era Mos Craciun foarte suparat inainte de sarbatori ca nu avea bani destui pentru cadouri.La un moment dat bate cineva la usa: \u2013 Cine e? (striga nervos Mos Craciun) \u2013 Sunt eu, ingerasul. Am venit sa-ti spun ca am comandat bradul de Craciun. \u2013 Bine bine. \u2026 lasa-ma odata. Peste 10 minute ciocane cineva la &#8230; <a title=\"Tatal catre fecior: Ioane du-te la vecin si roaga-l sa ne dee ciocanul am de batut o tinta. Feciorul se intoarce si spune: tata vecinul a spus&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1473\" aria-label=\"Read more about Tatal catre fecior: Ioane du-te la vecin si roaga-l sa ne dee ciocanul am de batut o tinta. 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