{"id":1466,"date":"2024-06-12T08:59:42","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T08:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1466"},"modified":"2024-06-12T08:59:42","modified_gmt":"2024-06-12T08:59:42","slug":"cu-ce-te-ocupi-sunt-doctorita-sunama-rog-daca-zici-tu-imi-dai-si-mie-numarul-tau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1466","title":{"rendered":"Cu ce te ocupi ? Sunt doctorita ..Suna\u2026Ma rog daca zici tu..Imi dai si mie numarul tau??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"554\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7033.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7033.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7033-271x300.jpeg 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip pasionat de pescuit se plimb\u0103 prin t\u00e2rg \u015fi vede pe o tarab\u0103 un aparat care sem\u0103na cu un redresor:<br>\u2013 Ce-i frate \u0103sta?<br>\u2013 Aparat de prins r\u00e2me.<br>\u2013 \u015ei merge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 B\u0103i nene, \u00ee\u0163i dau factur\u0103 \u015fi garan\u0163ie. Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i convine \u00een 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni mi-l po\u0163i returna. Nu mai stai s\u0103 sapi de nebun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bagi firele \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt, r\u0103suce\u015fti de comutator la dimensiunea dorit\u0103 \u015fi ape\u015fi pe buton. Doar le culegi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni se \u00eentoarce cu aparatul \u015fi \u00eei spune v\u00e2nz\u0103torului c\u0103 vrea s\u0103-l returneze:<br>-P\u0103i n-a mers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Anul 2024! Doi prieteni discut\u0103 despre o nunt\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am fost la nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si, c\u00e2t a mai mers darul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Na\u0219ul mare a achitat facturile la gaz pe 2 luni de iarn\u0103, socrul mic le-a pl\u0103tit 3 avize la curent, iar eu le-am dat \u00eentre\u021binerea \u0219i apa pe luna trecut\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cel mai \u2018jmecher\u2019 a fost ala de-a furat mireasa..i-a cerut Iu l ginerica sa-i faca plinu l la Logan. L-a rupt, ce sa mai, l-a rupt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip pasionat de pescuit se plimb\u0103 prin t\u00e2rg \u015fi vede pe o tarab\u0103 un aparat care sem\u0103na cu un redresor:\u2013 Ce-i frate \u0103sta?\u2013 Aparat de prins r\u00e2me.\u2013 \u015ei merge? \u2013 B\u0103i nene, \u00ee\u0163i dau factur\u0103 \u015fi garan\u0163ie. Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i convine \u00een 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni mi-l po\u0163i returna. Nu mai stai s\u0103 sapi de nebun. Bagi &#8230; <a title=\"Cu ce te ocupi ? Sunt doctorita ..Suna\u2026Ma rog daca zici tu..Imi dai si mie numarul tau??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1466\" aria-label=\"Read more about Cu ce te ocupi ? Sunt doctorita ..Suna\u2026Ma rog daca zici tu..Imi dai si mie numarul tau??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1468,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1466\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}