{"id":1463,"date":"2024-06-11T20:09:31","date_gmt":"2024-06-11T20:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1463"},"modified":"2024-06-11T20:09:31","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T20:09:31","slug":"un-tip-se-plange-la-serviciu-ca-din-fereastra-lui-se-vede-camera-in-care-se-dezbraca-fetele-din-care-cauza-nu-poate-trai-normal-si-lucra-vine-comisia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1463","title":{"rendered":"Un tip se plange la serviciu ca din fereastra lui se vede camera in care se dezbraca fetele, din care cauza nu poate trai normal si lucra. Vine comisia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un tip se plange la serviciu ca din fereastra lui se vede camera in care se dezbraca fetele, din care cauza nu poate trai normal si lucra.<br>Vine comisia, priveste pe fereastra si nu vede <a href=\"http:\/\/nimic.Ii\">nimic.Ii<\/a> spune tipului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai nu se vede nimic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar ia urcati pe dulap!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u0219edin\u021ba cu p\u0103rin\u021bii, \u00een locul unui p\u0103rinte vine bunica elevului. Diriginta clasei \u00eei spune bunicii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Nepotul dumneavoastr\u0103 este corigent la trei materii, are numai note de 3 \u0219i 4.<br>\u2013 Vai de mine! Dar note de 10 nu are chiar deloc?\u2013 Are note de 10 la purtare, fiindc\u0103 totu\u0219i este cel mai ascult\u0103tor \u0219i cuminte elev din clas\u0103.<br>\u2013 Vede\u021bi? Din ce a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat de la mine, are 10, din ce \u00eel \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi voi\u2026 e corigent!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda la prima ora de conducere\u2026<br>Instructorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Acum calca ambreiajul, baga intr-a intaia si ridica incet acceleratia \u2026<br>Blonda<br>\u2013 Domnule instructor \u2026 nu sunt Napoleon sa fac 10 lucruri de o data: stau pe scaun , gandesc , calc ambreiajul , baga intr-a intaia, calc acceleratia, tin de volan, ma uit in oglinzi \u2026 alege unul<br>Instructorul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Bine domnisoara\u2026 gandeste<br>Blonda:<br>\u2013 Bine \u2026 apas si bag intr-a intaia \u2026 ce mare lucru\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt bancuri si trebuie tratate ca atare!<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip se plange la serviciu ca din fereastra lui se vede camera in care se dezbraca fetele, din care cauza nu poate trai normal si lucra.Vine comisia, priveste pe fereastra si nu vede nimic.Ii spune tipului: \u2013 Pai nu se vede nimic! \u2013 Dar ia urcati pe dulap! 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