Badea Gheorghe, jerpelit, f\u0103cea autostopul. Opre\u015fte o figurant\u0103 \u015fmecher\u0103 cu o super-ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Unde mergi bade?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 La Bucure\u015fti, r\u0103spunde badea.
\u2013 \u015ei crezi c\u0103 te ia cineva \u00eembr\u0103cat a\u015fa jerpelit?
\u2013 Ma gandeam ca pentru 200 de euro m-o lua si pe mine cineva\u2026
\u2013 200 de euro? Suie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Urca mosul in masina. La un moment dat, soferita isi aprinde un trabuc. Din spate, Gheorghe zice:
\u2013 Nu te supara, daca iti dau 500 de euro imi dai si mie un trabuc?
Soferita, fericita, ii intinde mosului un trabuc. Dupa un timp, mosul zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Auzi, da daca iti dau 1000 de euro faci dragoste cu mine?
Dupa un timp de gandire fata executa lucrarea. Gheorghe, relaxat, dupa o jumatate ora:
\u2013 Fato, fato, nu stiu ce o sa se-ntample ca neam de neamu meu n-a avut atatea datorii cate am eu la tine\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
citeste si<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Doctore, se pl\u00e2nge un mo\u015f de 80 de ani, deja nu mai pot s\u0103 am treab\u0103 cu nevast\u0103-mea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0103i, tataie, la v\u00e2rsta matale\u2026 Da\u2019 mai po\u0163i face un singur lucru. S\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci p\u00e2ine mult\u0103, a\u015fa, vreo 10 p\u00e2ini pe zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A doua zi se duce omul la alimentar\u0103 \u015fi cere 10 p\u00e2ini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Tataie, dar ce faci matale cu at\u00e2ta p\u00e2ine \u00eentr-o zi? C\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine se \u00eent\u0103re\u015fte<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Chiar? A\u015fa de repede?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Badea Gheorghe, jerpelit, f\u0103cea autostopul. Opre\u015fte o figurant\u0103 \u015fmecher\u0103 cu o super-ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Unde mergi bade? \u2013 La Bucure\u015fti, r\u0103spunde badea.\u2013 \u015ei crezi c\u0103 te ia cineva \u00eembr\u0103cat a\u015fa jerpelit?\u2013 Ma gandeam ca pentru 200 de euro m-o lua si pe mine cineva\u2026\u2013 200 de euro? Suie! Urca mosul in masina. La un moment … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1458,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1457\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}