{"id":1450,"date":"2024-06-11T13:59:12","date_gmt":"2024-06-11T13:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2024-06-11T13:59:12","modified_gmt":"2024-06-11T13:59:12","slug":"maricica-o-tarancuta-de-la-tara-mai-saraca-voia-sa-faca-cu-ion-taurul-comunal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1450","title":{"rendered":"Maricica o tarancuta de la tara mai saraca voia sa faca cu Ion taurul comunal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Maricica o tarancuta de la tara mai saraca voia sa faca dragoste cu Ion taurul comunal<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acesta insa nu o prea baga in seama. In fine, dupa multe insistente reuseste sa-l convinga:<br>\u2013 Bine, zice Ion, dar am si eu o conditie. In timp ce-o facem, tu spui lunile anului.<br>Zis si facut. Se apuca ei de treaba, iar Maricica incepe sa baiguie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ia\u2026 ianuarie, fe\u2026 februarie, martie, a\u2026 a\u2026 aprilie, mai\u2026 mai\u2026 mai, iu\u2026 iunie, iu-iu-iu\u2026 iulie, auuuu\u2026 august, sss\u2026 septembrie, o\u2026 o\u2026 o\u2026 octombrie, no-no-no\u2026 noiembrie, de\u2026de\u2026 de\u2026 de ce-ai scos-o, prostule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi tipi vorbesc despre neveste:<br>\u2013 Tu cand faci dragoste cu so\u0163ia?<br>\u2013 Vin de la munca, facem dragoste, cinam, apoi ma odihnesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Eu diminea\u0163a la 5.<br>\u2013 De ce asa devreme? Esti nebun?<br>\u2013 Nu,dar vreau sa fiu primul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pe un b\u0103rbat la volanul unei ma\u015fini \u00eel apuc\u0103 noaptea pe drum.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Foarte obosit dup\u0103 multe ore de condus, la un moment dat, trage pe dreapta pentru foarte necesarul pui de somn. Nici n-apuc\u0103 s\u0103 a\u0163ipeasc\u0103 c\u0103-l treze\u015fte unul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, ave\u0163i un ceas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0102sta nervos r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 E patru jum\u0103tate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei se bag\u0103 iar la somn. Dup\u0103 ceva timp, altul \u00eei bate-n geam:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, ave\u0163i un ceas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0102sta \u015fi mai nervos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-E cinci f\u0103r\u0103 zece!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 care scrie pe o foaie mare: \u201cNu \u015ftiu c\u00e2t e ceasul\u201d \u015fi o lipe\u015fte pe ma\u015fin\u0103. Un al treilea se opre\u015fte \u015fi \u00eei bate-n geam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu ce mai vrei m\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 \u015foferul enervat la culme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maricica o tarancuta de la tara mai saraca voia sa faca dragoste cu Ion taurul comunal Acesta insa nu o prea baga in seama. In fine, dupa multe insistente reuseste sa-l convinga:\u2013 Bine, zice Ion, dar am si eu o conditie. In timp ce-o facem, tu spui lunile anului.Zis si facut. Se apuca ei de &#8230; <a title=\"Maricica o tarancuta de la tara mai saraca voia sa faca cu Ion taurul comunal\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1450\" aria-label=\"Read more about Maricica o tarancuta de la tara mai saraca voia sa faca cu Ion taurul comunal\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1451,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1450\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}