Un tip de la cablu sun\u0103 la u\u0219a unui apartament \u0219i r\u0103spunde o doamn\u0103 bine, dotat\u0103 cu toate cele. Intr\u0103 b\u0103rbatul, \u00ee\u0219i face treaba, \u00eens\u0103 ochii \u00eei st\u0103teau lipi\u021bi de doamna respectiv\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 treaba, femeia \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219te \u0219i \u00eei zice:
\u2013 Am \u0219i eu o rug\u0103minte cam ciudat\u0103 la dumneata\u2026
\u2013 Spune\u021bi, r\u0103spunse tipul de la cablu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 simt jenat\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 cer asta\u2026 \u0218ti\u021bi, so\u021bul meu este un om decent, serios, \u00eens\u0103 are anumite disfunc\u021bionalit\u0103\u021bi fizice care \u00eel \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 anumite lucruri\u2026
\u2013 Nicio problem\u0103, doamn\u0103, spuse b\u0103rbatul f\u0103c\u00e2nd deja spume de poft\u0103.
\u2013 M-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 eu \u0219i dumneata, dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bi nici o obiec\u021bie\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Sigur c\u0103 da, r\u0103spunse el neinvitat, gata s\u0103 sar\u0103 pe ea.
\u2013 Am putea muta frigiderul din buc\u0103t\u0103rie pe hol?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un tip intra intr-un bar si comanda 12 pahare de votca pe care incepe sa le bea unul dupa altul.
\u2013 Dumnezeule, ce ai de le bei asa de repede ? intreaba barmanul
\u2013 Si tu le-ai bea la fel daca ai avea ce am eu!
\u2013 Ce ai ?
\u2013 Numai 10 lei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se apropie ziua de nastere a soacrei iar ginerele nu stie ce cadou sa-i faca.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n In cele din urma s-a decis si i-a rezervat cel mai fain loc din cimitir.A mai trecut un an, din nou ziua de nastere <\/strong>a soacrei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n De aceasta data nici un cadou.Soacra intreaba:\u2013 Scumpul meu ginerica, gata, nu mai mai iubesti?\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ba da,\u00a0mama<\/strong>, cum sa nu te\u00a0iubesc<\/strong>? Doar ca sunt un pic suparat, deoarece nu te-ai folosit de cadoul meu de anul trecut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Un tip de la cablu sun\u0103 la u\u0219a unui apartament \u0219i r\u0103spunde o doamn\u0103 bine, dotat\u0103 cu toate cele. Intr\u0103 b\u0103rbatul, \u00ee\u0219i face treaba, \u00eens\u0103 ochii \u00eei st\u0103teau lipi\u021bi de doamna respectiv\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 treaba, femeia \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219te \u0219i \u00eei zice:\u2013 Am \u0219i eu o rug\u0103minte cam ciudat\u0103 la dumneata\u2026\u2013 Spune\u021bi, r\u0103spunse tipul … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1443\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}