{"id":1432,"date":"2024-06-10T16:36:49","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T16:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1432"},"modified":"2024-06-10T16:36:49","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T16:36:49","slug":"un-tip-la-un-concurs-de-culturism-isi-arata-mana-stanga-priviti-10-kg-de-dinamitamana-dreapta-10-kg-piciorul-stang-15-kg-si-tot-asa-pana-ii-cad-chilotii-la-care-o-baba-din-juriu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1432","title":{"rendered":"Un tip la un concurs de culturism, isi arata mana stanga! Priviti 10 kg de dinamita\u2026mana dreapta 10 kg ..piciorul stang 15 kg..si tot asa pana ii cad chilotii, la care o baba din juriu&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"560\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5177.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5177.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5177-268x300.jpeg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Strul, soldat \u00een armata israelian\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, se prezint\u0103 la comandant \u015fi-i pred\u0103 un tanc inamic \u00een perfect\u0103 stare de func\u0163ionare. Ce mai captur\u0103, prime\u015fte o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de concediu ca recompens\u0103.<br>Dou\u0103 zile dup\u0103 concediu, se prezint\u0103 iar la comandant cu un nou tanc \u00een stare \u015fi mai bun\u0103.<br>Comandantul, mirat, \u00eei zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>M\u0103i Strul, \u00ee\u0163i dau concediul, dar trebuie s\u0103-mi spui cum ai f\u0103cut.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i, simplu. M-am dus la linia de demarca\u0163ie \u015fi am strigat:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ahmed, vrei concediu?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Atunci hai s\u0103 facem schimb de tancuri.   <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Badea Gheorghe \u00een tren, \u00een acela\u015fi compartiment cu doi tineri foarte pisico\u015fi.<br>Fata: Dragul meu, m\u0103 doare g\u00e2tutul.<br>B\u0103iatul: Pot s\u0103 te pup, draga mea?<br>O pup\u0103.<br>B\u0103iatul: Te mai doare, draga mea?<br>Fata: Nu, pui\u015for, mul\u0163umesc.<br>La gar\u0103, fata: Dragul meu, m\u0103 doare c\u0103p\u015forul.<br>B\u0103iatul: Pot s\u0103 te pup draga mea?<br>O pup\u0103.<br>B\u0103iatul: Te mai doare, draga mea?<br>Fata: Nu m\u0103 mai doare, pui\u015for.<br>La Bucuresti, Badea Gheorghe, dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi adun\u0103 ideile \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe b\u0103iat:<br>Auzi domnule, dar la hemoroizi nu te pricepi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strul, soldat \u00een armata israelian\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, se prezint\u0103 la comandant \u015fi-i pred\u0103 un tanc inamic \u00een perfect\u0103 stare de func\u0163ionare. Ce mai captur\u0103, prime\u015fte o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de concediu ca recompens\u0103.Dou\u0103 zile dup\u0103 concediu, se prezint\u0103 iar la comandant cu un nou tanc \u00een stare \u015fi mai bun\u0103.Comandantul, mirat, \u00eei zice: Badea Gheorghe \u00een tren, &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip la un concurs de culturism, isi arata mana stanga! Priviti 10 kg de dinamita\u2026mana dreapta 10 kg ..piciorul stang 15 kg..si tot asa pana ii cad chilotii, la care o baba din juriu&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1432\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip la un concurs de culturism, isi arata mana stanga! 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