{"id":1428,"date":"2024-06-10T14:12:08","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T14:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1428"},"modified":"2024-06-10T14:12:08","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T14:12:08","slug":"domnule-aveti-nevasta-da-domnule-doctor-si-de-cate-ori-va-culcati-cu-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1428","title":{"rendered":"Domnule aveti nevasta?? Da domnule doctor!!! Si de cate ori va culcati cu ea!!!???"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"542\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_4058.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_4058.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_4058-277x300.jpeg 277w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ginecolog vrea s\u0103 se reprofileze auzind c\u0103 ar c\u00e2\u015ftiga mai bine ca mecanic auto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenva\u0163\u0103 individul \u015fi se duce la un service auto s\u0103 dea test de angajare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe mecanicu` \u015fef:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine dom`ne, cum se poate a\u015fa ceva: \u0103sta a luat 5, \u0103sta 7, eu 15?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, domne, hai s\u0103 vedem: \u0163i-am dat s\u0103 desfaci carburatorul, l-ai deschis corect, 5 puncte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Te-am pus s\u0103-l \u00eenchizi, l-ai inchis corect: 5 puncte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei ti-am mai dat 5 puncte de la mine c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut totul prin \u0163eava de e\u015fapament!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Era Mos Craciun foarte suparat inainte de sarbatori ca nu avea bani destui pentru cadouri.<\/strong>La un moment dat bate cineva la usa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine e? (striga nervos Mos Craciun)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunt eu, ingerasul. Am venit sa-ti spun ca am comandat bradul de Craciun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine bine. \u2026 lasa-ma odata.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Peste 10 minute ciocane cineva la usa. Mos Craciun si mai nervos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cine e acolo? Ce mai vreti? Nu vedeti ca am treaba si sunt nervos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sunt tot eu, ingerasul. A venit bradul de Craciun. Ce sa fac cu el?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu stiu\u2026 baga-ti-l in c*r\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Profesoara nervoas\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!\u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul acas\u0103 doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ginecolog vrea s\u0103 se reprofileze auzind c\u0103 ar c\u00e2\u015ftiga mai bine ca mecanic auto. \u00cenva\u0163\u0103 individul \u015fi se duce la un service auto s\u0103 dea test de angajare. La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15. Se duce \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe mecanicu` \u015fef: -Bine dom`ne, cum se poate a\u015fa ceva: \u0103sta a luat 5, \u0103sta &#8230; <a title=\"Domnule aveti nevasta?? Da domnule doctor!!! Si de cate ori va culcati cu ea!!!???\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1428\" aria-label=\"Read more about Domnule aveti nevasta?? Da domnule doctor!!! 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