{"id":1423,"date":"2024-06-10T11:47:07","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T11:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1423"},"modified":"2024-06-10T11:47:07","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T11:47:07","slug":"dragul-meu-mie-mi-creste-burta-cred-ca-sunt-insarcinata-sigur-ca-da-eu-stiu-cine-este-tatal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1423","title":{"rendered":"Dragul meu mie-mi creste burta cred ca sunt insarcinata..Sigur ca da..Eu stiu cine este tatal\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"594\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6760-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6760-1.jpeg 594w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6760-1-293x300.jpeg 293w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Trei tipi stau \u00eentr-un bar la o discu\u021bie despre so\u021bii \u0219i amante :<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Primul spune : Este mai bine s\u0103 stai doar cu so\u021bia, te-ai obi\u0219nuit cu ea, te a\u0219teapt\u0103 cu m\u00e2ncare acas\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al doilea : Nu, este mai bine s\u0103 ai o amant\u0103 deoarece ea este tot timpul disponibil\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al treilea : Eu prefer s\u0103 fiu \u0219i cu so\u021bia \u0219i cu amanta\u2026 Ceilal\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 \u00een timp ce so\u021bia crede c\u0103 sunt cu amanta, amanta crede c\u0103 sunt cu so\u021bia, iar eu pot sta lini\u0219tit s\u0103 m\u0103 joc pe calculator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un renumit profesor universitar \u021bine ni\u0219te cursuri de economie \u0219i banking in Germania.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un student intreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac pentru a fi un bancher de succes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 faci, ins\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce nu trebuie s\u0103 faci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Urm\u0103re\u0219te aceste trei reguli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Prima: nu imprumuta bani celor care nu au deloc;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A doua: nu imprumuta bani celor care au cu adev\u0103rat nevoie de ei;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A treia: nu imprumuta proprii t\u0103i bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei tipi stau \u00eentr-un bar la o discu\u021bie despre so\u021bii \u0219i amante : Primul spune : Este mai bine s\u0103 stai doar cu so\u021bia, te-ai obi\u0219nuit cu ea, te a\u0219teapt\u0103 cu m\u00e2ncare acas\u0103\u2026 Al doilea : Nu, este mai bine s\u0103 ai o amant\u0103 deoarece ea este tot timpul disponibil\u0103. Al treilea : Eu prefer &#8230; <a title=\"Dragul meu mie-mi creste burta cred ca sunt insarcinata..Sigur ca da..Eu stiu cine este tatal\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1423\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dragul meu mie-mi creste burta cred ca sunt insarcinata..Sigur ca da..Eu stiu cine este tatal\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}