{"id":1414,"date":"2024-06-10T07:30:38","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T07:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1414"},"modified":"2024-06-10T07:30:38","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T07:30:38","slug":"un-sef-de-politie-il-intreaba-pe-un-subaltern-stii-ce-este-acela-un-detector-de-minciuni-chiar-foarte-bine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1414","title":{"rendered":"Un sef de politie il intreaba pe un subaltern: Stii ce este acela un detector de minciuni? Chiar foarte bine&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"499\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7640.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7640.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7640-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7640-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi vasluieni:<br>\u2013 \u00cen sfarsit, bine c\u0103 am g\u0103sit solutia s\u0103 m\u0103 las de b\u0103ut alcool! zice unul. Tot timpul \u00eemi venea s\u0103 vomit!<br>\u2013 Pe bune?! \u00eentreb\u0103 celalalt, stupefiat. \u015ei de-acuma, ce-ai s\u0103 faci?<br>\u2013 Mi-l injectez \u00een ven\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un moldovean s-a dus la pescuit. Vine un politist si-l intreaba :<br>\u2013 De ce pescuiesti in lacul asta, e interzis!<br>\u2013 Pai nu pescuiesc.<br>\u2013 Dar ce faci?<br>\u2013 Imi spal undita.<br>\u2013 Pai e interzis.<br>\u2013 De ce?<br>\u2013 Pentru ca n-are slipi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un tip \u00eent\u00e2rzia mereu la serviciu.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine\u00een\u021beles, seful \u00eel bag\u0103 \u00een sedint\u0103, \u00eei spune ca argumente precum, nu m\u0103 odihnesc\u2026 adorm spre dimineat\u0103\u2026 somniferele nu au efect\u201d nu mai tin, iar dac\u0103 nu se corecteaz\u0103, va fi concediat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen disperare de cauz\u0103, urmeaz\u0103 sfatul unor prieteni si-si cump\u0103r\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de coniac. Seara, se pune-n pat si trage \u201eo doz\u0103 zdrav\u0103n\u0103 \u00eenainte de culcare\u201d, mai trage c\u00e2te una, ca s\u0103 fie sigur de efect, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, relaxat, adoarme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se trezeste dimineata cu dou\u0103 ore \u00eenainte de a suna ceasul, perfect odihnit, c-o foame s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103,cum nu mai v\u0103zuse demult, si ajunge la serviciu printre primii. Apare si seful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sefu, n-am mai \u00eent\u00e2rziat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0V\u0103d. Dar unde-ai fost ieri?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi vasluieni:\u2013 \u00cen sfarsit, bine c\u0103 am g\u0103sit solutia s\u0103 m\u0103 las de b\u0103ut alcool! zice unul. Tot timpul \u00eemi venea s\u0103 vomit!\u2013 Pe bune?! \u00eentreb\u0103 celalalt, stupefiat. \u015ei de-acuma, ce-ai s\u0103 faci?\u2013 Mi-l injectez \u00een ven\u0103\u2026 Un moldovean s-a dus la pescuit. Vine un politist si-l intreaba :\u2013 De ce pescuiesti in lacul asta, &#8230; <a title=\"Un sef de politie il intreaba pe un subaltern: Stii ce este acela un detector de minciuni? Chiar foarte bine&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1414\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un sef de politie il intreaba pe un subaltern: Stii ce este acela un detector de minciuni? Chiar foarte bine&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}