{"id":1411,"date":"2024-06-09T21:10:59","date_gmt":"2024-06-09T21:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1411"},"modified":"2024-06-09T21:10:59","modified_gmt":"2024-06-09T21:10:59","slug":"un-comis-voiajor-si-sotia-infidela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1411","title":{"rendered":"Un Comis Voiajor \u0218i So\u021bia Infidel\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Un comis voiajor bag\u0103 divor\u0163 nevestei pentru infidelitate. La proces judec\u0103torul \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 \u015ei cum a\u0163i ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 so\u0163ia v\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i, domnule judec\u0103tor, eu sunt mult pe drumuri \u015fi la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, fiind \u015fi eu acas\u0103, m\u0103 distrez \u015fi eu cu so\u0163ia. \u015eI a\u015fa \u00eentr-o duminic\u0103 \u00een focul dragostei bate vecina de l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00een perete \u015fi strig\u0103: \u201eNici m\u0103car m\u0103car la sf\u00e2r\u015fit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 nu pute\u0163i \u00eenceta cu amorul\u201d!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion, pe bicicleta, cu doi saci mari pe spate, da sa treaca granita in Republica Moldova. Vamesul il opreste si-l intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ia stai, ba! Ce ai in saci?<br>\u2013 Nisip, bre!\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Pai, ia sa vedem noi!\u2026<br>Vamesul ii taie sacii, si \u2013 ce sa vezi \u2013 nisip!\u2026 Totusi vamesul il tine pe Ion peste noapte si trimite nisipul la laborator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rezultatul: nimic altceva decat nisip. In fine, lui Ion i se dau alti doi saci noi, plini cu nisip si apoi este eliberat. Dupa doua zile, Ion revine in vama -pe bicicleta- cu alti doi saci pe spate. Vamesul il opreste iar si-l cauta in saci\u2026 Si, ce gaseste?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Desigur, nisip!\u2026 Povestea se repeta pana cand, intr-o buna zi, vamesul se intalneste cu Ion intr-o carciuma din Iasi si, curios foc, se apropie de el si il intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Auzi, sunt absolut sigur ca tu faci contrabanda cu ceva!\u2026 Da\u2019 nu stiu cu ce si nu mai pot sa dorm noaptea de gandul asta!\u2026 Asa ca, te implor, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ia zi-mi, ca nu spun la nimeni: \u2018cu ce faci, ma\u2019, contrabanda?!?<br>Dupa ce mai da pe gat un paharel de tuica, Ion ii raspunde sec:<br>\u2013 Cu biciclete!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-am dus aseara pe la amanta mea blonda sa-i spun \u201cLa multi ani\u201d.<br>\u2013 Iubito, vreau sa o facem mai salbatic ca niciodata! i-am zis. Mai ales ca azi m-a enervat nevasta-mea la culme cand m-a facut maimutoi si vreau sa ma razbun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Costele, nu pot\u2026imi raspunse ea, trista.<br>\u2013 Dar de ce iubito, ce s-a intamplat? am intrebat-o.<br>\u2013 Tocmai am aflat ca noi de fapt suntem rude\u2026<br>\u2013 Dar cine naiba ti-a mai spus si tampenia asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Tu, mai adineaori\u2026<br>\u2013 Eu?!<br>\u2013 Da. Am crezut ca numai pe mine m-a facut nevasta-ta maimuta\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un comis voiajor bag\u0103 divor\u0163 nevestei pentru infidelitate. 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