{"id":1401,"date":"2024-06-09T17:11:10","date_gmt":"2024-06-09T17:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1401"},"modified":"2024-06-09T17:11:10","modified_gmt":"2024-06-09T17:11:10","slug":"sotia-pleaca-intr-o-deplasare-iar-cand-se-intoarce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1401","title":{"rendered":"Sotia Pleaca Intr-o Deplasare Iar Cand Se Intoarce\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>G\u0103se\u0219te \u00een sertar o pereche de chilo\u021bi care nu-i apartin.<br>Furioasa, isi ia sotul la rost. Acesta raspunde suparat:<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-am nicio idee, draga! Poate sunt ai menajerei\u2026Asa ca sotia o interogheaza pe menajera. Aceasta, foarte indignata, ii raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 De unde sa stiu, doamna?! Acesti chiloti nu-mi apartin. Eu nici macar nu port lenjerie intima! Daca nu ma credeti, puteti sa-l intrebati pe sotul dumneavoastra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul, la tribunal:Intru in casa si-mi vad femeia intinsa pe pat, dezbracata, geamul deschis.Sotia:<br>\u2013 Era cald. M-am dezbracat, am deschis geamul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vad cum intra sotul meu furios si fara sa zica ceva arunca cu noptiera prin fereastra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Victima:<br>\u2013 Eu sunt sportiv. Alerg in fiecare zi pe acel traseu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Intorc capul si vad cum zboara o noptiera spre mine\u2026Martorul:Eu nici nu stiu ce caut aici!!! Stateam linistit in noptiera\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G\u0103se\u0219te \u00een sertar o pereche de chilo\u021bi care nu-i apartin.Furioasa, isi ia sotul la rost. Acesta raspunde suparat: \u2013 N-am nicio idee, draga! Poate sunt ai menajerei\u2026Asa ca sotia o interogheaza pe menajera. Aceasta, foarte indignata, ii raspunde: \u2013 De unde sa stiu, doamna?! Acesti chiloti nu-mi apartin. Eu nici macar nu port lenjerie intima! &#8230; <a title=\"Sotia Pleaca Intr-o Deplasare Iar Cand Se Intoarce\u2026.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1401\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotia Pleaca Intr-o Deplasare Iar Cand Se Intoarce\u2026.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1402,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}