{"id":1384,"date":"2024-06-09T11:05:42","date_gmt":"2024-06-09T11:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1384"},"modified":"2024-06-09T11:05:42","modified_gmt":"2024-06-09T11:05:42","slug":"sotia-mea-a-fost-asistenta-unui-magician-multi-ani-a-invatat-cateva-trucuri-vin-ieri-de-la-munca-intru-in-dormitor-ea-ma-vede-si-striga-abracadabra-deodata-ce-sa-vezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1384","title":{"rendered":"Sotia mea a fost asistenta unui magician multi ani. A invatat cateva trucuri..vin ieri de la munca intru in dormitor ea ma vede si striga Abracadabra.Deodata ce sa vezi??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"724\" height=\"860\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_0533.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_0533.jpeg 724w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_0533-253x300.jpeg 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bai Ioane, stii tu ce-i ala un lator?<br>\u2013 Nu stiu, bai Bula. Dar de unde ti-a venit tie cuvantul asta?<br>\u2013 Pai, uite, a zis fecioru\u2019 lu\u2019 vecinu\u2019 meu ca-si ia un cal cu lator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei blonde intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar. Sunt fericite, danseaz\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u0103. Tot comand\u0103 fiecare c\u00e2te ceva de b\u0103ut.<br>Barmanul le \u00eentreab\u0103 ce s\u0103rbatoresc. Una dintre ele \u00eei explic\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tocmai am terminat un puzzle \u0219i ne-a luat numai 3 luni s\u0103-l facem.<br>\u2013 \u0218i? \u00eentreab\u0103 barmanul.<br>\u2013 Pe cutie scria 2-4 ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un copil m\u00e2nca bomboane \u015fi o b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 \u00eei atrage aten\u0163ia:<br>\u2013 Nu e bine s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci at\u00e2tea bomboane!<br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 str\u0103bunicul meu a tr\u0103it 100 de ani?, \u00eentreab\u0103 copilul, obraznic.<br>\u2013 \u015ei m\u00e2nca \u015fi el multe bomboane, ca tine?<br>\u2013 Nu, dar \u00ee\u015fi vedea de treaba lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bai Ioane, stii tu ce-i ala un lator?\u2013 Nu stiu, bai Bula. Dar de unde ti-a venit tie cuvantul asta?\u2013 Pai, uite, a zis fecioru\u2019 lu\u2019 vecinu\u2019 meu ca-si ia un cal cu lator. Trei blonde intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar. Sunt fericite, danseaz\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u0103. Tot comand\u0103 fiecare c\u00e2te ceva de b\u0103ut.Barmanul le \u00eentreab\u0103 ce s\u0103rbatoresc. &#8230; <a title=\"Sotia mea a fost asistenta unui magician multi ani. A invatat cateva trucuri..vin ieri de la munca intru in dormitor ea ma vede si striga Abracadabra.Deodata ce sa vezi??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1384\" aria-label=\"Read more about Sotia mea a fost asistenta unui magician multi ani. A invatat cateva trucuri..vin ieri de la munca intru in dormitor ea ma vede si striga Abracadabra.Deodata ce sa vezi??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1385,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}