Doctore, so\u0163ia mea
\u2013 Doctore, so\u0163ia mea este foarte nemul\u0163umit\u0103. Nici amor nu mai facem ca pe vremuri\u2026
\u2013 V\u0103 prescriu o tablet\u0103 pe care s\u0103 o lua\u0163i \u00een timpul cinei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile pacientul vine din nou la doctor.
\u2013 Ei, v-a folosit tableta?
\u2013 Este cu adev\u0103rat uluitoare. Chiar \u015fi \u00een timpul cinei am f\u0103cut de dou\u0103 ori amor.
\u2013 \u015ei so\u0163ia?
\u2013 I-a pl\u0103cut foarte mult. Doar oaspe\u0163ii au fost cam surprin\u015fi. :))<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un moldovean pieton \u00een Cluj se plimba \u00eempreuna cu un prieten, c\u00e2nd trece o masina si-l stropeste de sus p\u00e2na jos.
Binenteles, masina demareaza \u00een tromba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moldoveanul, suparat foc:
D-apai la noi nu se-nt\u00e2mpla asa ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daca te stropeste o masina pe strada, apai soferul se da jos, \u00eesi cere scuze, te invita la el acasa, \u00eeti usuca hainele, \u00eeti da ceva de baut\u2026
Clujeanul: Ti s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat tie asa ceva ?Moldoveanul: Mie nu, neveste-mii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Doctore, so\u0163ia mea\u2013 Doctore, so\u0163ia mea este foarte nemul\u0163umit\u0103. Nici amor nu mai facem ca pe vremuri\u2026\u2013 V\u0103 prescriu o tablet\u0103 pe care s\u0103 o lua\u0163i \u00een timpul cinei. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile pacientul vine din nou la doctor.\u2013 Ei, v-a folosit tableta?\u2013 Este cu adev\u0103rat uluitoare. Chiar \u015fi \u00een timpul cinei am f\u0103cut de dou\u0103 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1381,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}