{"id":1373,"date":"2024-06-08T18:56:08","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T18:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1373"},"modified":"2024-06-08T18:56:08","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T18:56:08","slug":"doi-nebuni-fura-un-elicopter-reusesc-sa-se-ridice-in-aer-cu-el-dar-dupa-scurt-timp-se-prabusesc-si-m0r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1373","title":{"rendered":"Doi nebuni fur\u0103 un elicopter, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 se ridice \u00een aer cu el, dar, dup\u0103 scurt timp, se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc \u0219i m0r."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br>Investigatorii recupereaz\u0103 cutia neagr\u0103 \u0219i ascult\u0103 ultimele cuvinte din dialogul nebunilor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Doi nebuni fur\u0103 un elicopter, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 se ridice \u00een aer cu el, dar, dup\u0103 scurt timp, se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc \u0219i m0r.<br>Investigatorii recupereaz\u0103 cutia neagr\u0103 \u0219i ascult\u0103 ultimele cuvinte din dialogul nebunilor:<br>\u201cStinge ventilatorul, e curent!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dou\u0103 blonde c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen compartiment cu ele se afl\u0103 un b\u0103rbat \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, cu barb\u0103.<br>\u2013 Ia uite! \u0102sta-i Mircea cel B\u0103tr\u00e2n!<br>\u2013 E\u0219ti proast\u0103! \u0102la e m0rt de vreo 700 de ani!<br>Nu termin\u0103 bine c\u0103 \u00een compartiment intr\u0103 un alt b\u0103rbat \u0219i-l salut\u0103 pe b\u0103rbos:<br>\u2013 Ciao, Mircea! Ce faci, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne? Nu te-am mai v\u0103zut de sute de ani!<br>Prima blond\u0103 c\u0103tre prietena ei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Na,fa cine-i proasta?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><br>Doi tineri erau casatoriti doar de doua saptamani. Sotul, desi era foarte indragostit, abia astepta sa iasa in oras cu vechii lui prieteni sa petreaca. Asa ca ii spuse sotiei:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><br>\u2013 Scumpa mea, vin repede.<br>\u2013 Unde mergi, iubitel? intreba sotia.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Merg pana la bar, draguto. Sa beau o bere.<br>Sotia spuse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vrei bere, dragostea mea? Deschise usa de la frigider si ii arata 25 de tipuri diferite de bere, din 12 tari diferite: Germania, Olanda, Danemarca.<br>Sotul nu stia ce sa faca, sigurul lucru pe care a fost in stare sa il spuna a fost:<br>\u2013 Da, acadeaua mea, dar la bar, stii tu, au halbe inghetate.<br>Nu a apucat sa termine fraza ca sotia il intrerupse:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vrei halba inghetata, iepuras? si scoase din congelator o halba atat de inghetata ca abia putea sa o tina in mana.<br>Sotul devenise cam palid, dar spuse:<br>\u2013 Da, motanel, dar la bar au tot felul de gustari delicioase. Nu stau mult, vin imediat. Promit. Ok?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vrei gustari papusel? Deschise cuptorul si scoase 5 tavi cu diverse gustari aburinde: aripioare de pui, ciuperci, coaste de porc\u2026<br>\u2013 Dar, draga mea, la bar, stii, se mai injura, se vorbeste urat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vrei vorbe urate draga? Auzi, ba, c<em>aie! Bea-ti in p<\/em><em>a mea berea aia in halba asta inghetata si manca-ti c<\/em>c*turile de gustari, pentru ca esti insurat, si nu mergi nicaieri!!! Clar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Investigatorii recupereaz\u0103 cutia neagr\u0103 \u0219i ascult\u0103 ultimele cuvinte din dialogul nebunilor: Doi nebuni fur\u0103 un elicopter, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 se ridice \u00een aer cu el, dar, dup\u0103 scurt timp, se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc \u0219i m0r.Investigatorii recupereaz\u0103 cutia neagr\u0103 \u0219i ascult\u0103 ultimele cuvinte din dialogul nebunilor:\u201cStinge ventilatorul, e curent!\u201d CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec Dou\u0103 blonde c\u0103l\u0103toresc cu trenul. &#8230; <a title=\"Doi nebuni fur\u0103 un elicopter, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 se ridice \u00een aer cu el, dar, dup\u0103 scurt timp, se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc \u0219i m0r.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1373\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi nebuni fur\u0103 un elicopter, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 se ridice \u00een aer cu el, dar, dup\u0103 scurt timp, se pr\u0103bu\u0219esc \u0219i m0r.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1376,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}