{"id":136,"date":"2024-04-15T16:18:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T16:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=136"},"modified":"2024-04-15T16:18:00","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T16:18:00","slug":"bai-gicule-imi-place-mult-verisoara-ta-imi-faci-si-mie-lipeala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=136","title":{"rendered":"Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"877\" height=\"987\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713197495549.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713197495549.jpg 877w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713197495549-267x300.jpg 267w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/FB_IMG_1713197495549-768x864.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 877px) 100vw, 877px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi prieteni stau de vorba.<br>\u2013 Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?<br>\u2013 Hmmm\u2026 Mai Costele, eu iti fac\u2026 da\u2019 sa sti ca e materialista.<br>\u2013 Nu-i nimic\u2026 Am cu ce sa-i stau in fata!<br>\u2013 Biiineee!<br>Zis si facut, dupa un timp cei doi se intalnesc\u2026<br>\u2013 Ia zi, ai un serviciu bun?<br>\u2013 Am afacerea mea\u2026 Si merge binisor!<br>\u2013 Masina ai?<br>\u2013 Chiar doua!<br>\u2013 Vila cu doua nivele ai?<br>Aaa, nu, nu am!<br>\u2013 Mai vorbim cand o sa ai, imi pare rau! Pa!<br>Se intalnesc iar prietenii.<br>\u2013 Ei, Costele, cum a mers intalnirea cu verisoara?<br>\u2013 Nu a mers\u2026<br>\u2013 De ce?<br>\u2013 M-a intrebat daca am serviciu, i-am spus ca am afacerea mea, daca am masina, i-am spus ca am doua\u2026<br>\u2013 M-a intrebat daca am vila cu doua nivele\u2026<br>\u2013 Si?<br>Pai ce? Sunt nebun sa dau jos doua nivele, ca vrea ea..\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \ud83d\udc47<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u015fcoal\u0103, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare le explic\u0103 elevilor tema pentru urm\u0103toarea zi:<br>\u2013 Dragi copii, tema pentru m\u00e2ine este s\u0103 v\u0103 costuma\u0163i \u00een fructe.<br>A doua zi la \u015fcoal\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ia s\u0103 vedem copii, Ionela, spune tu prima.<br>\u2013 Eu, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, am ni\u015fte cercei \u00een form\u0103 de cirea\u015f\u0103, deci sunt o cire\u015fic\u0103.<br>\u2013 Bravo. Ia s\u0103 vedem. Tu, Cristi.<br>\u2013 Eu sunt un m\u0103r, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare , zice acesta ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i nasul \u00een form\u0103 de m\u0103r.<br>La un moment dat, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea arunc\u0103 o privire \u00een spatele clasei \u015fi \u00eel vede pe Bul\u0103 gol complet \u015fi cu un furtun de du\u015f \u00een cur:<br>\u2013 Ce-i cu tine, Bul\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare, eu sunt un CurCuDu\u015f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi prieteni stau de vorba.\u2013 Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?\u2013 Hmmm\u2026 Mai Costele, eu iti fac\u2026 da\u2019 sa sti ca e materialista.\u2013 Nu-i nimic\u2026 Am cu ce sa-i stau in fata!\u2013 Biiineee!Zis si facut, dupa un timp cei doi se intalnesc\u2026\u2013 Ia zi, ai un serviciu bun?\u2013 Am &#8230; <a title=\"Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=136\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bai Gicule, imi place mult verisoara ta\u2026 Imi faci si mie lipeala?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":137,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}