{"id":1358,"date":"2024-06-08T13:10:58","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T13:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1358"},"modified":"2024-10-09T19:13:13","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T19:13:13","slug":"ia-zi-vecine-cum-e-in-tenerife-ca-am-vazut-ca-ai-postat-pe-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1358","title":{"rendered":"Ia zi vecine, cum e \u00een Tenerife? C\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 ai postat pe net."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ia zi vecine, cum e \u00een Tenerife? C\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 ai postat pe net.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi\u0219to r\u0103u de tot. Am f\u0103cut adineauri o baie \u0219i acum beau o b\u0103utur\u0103 de fi\u021be din aia cu pai. 35 de euro am dat pe ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i cu s\u0103cule\u021bul de cartofi din co\u0219 ce faci? Iar ne umpli disear\u0103 blocul cu miros de pr\u0103jeal\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce s\u0103cule\u021b?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vezi c\u0103 sunt \u00een spatele t\u0103u la Mega la noi \u00een cartier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Discutine amuzanta intre el si ea. Iubita incepe o cura de slabire si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Iubire, de azi incep dieta ca sa slabesc, mananc numai salate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-O SA VEZI CE BUNOACA MA FAC!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, iubire! Fix ca vara trecuta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce vrei sa spui cu asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu ai cum sa slabesti daca mananci 3 salate pe zi, 15 inghetate si 3 torturi de inghetata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Blonda lipseste de acasa 3 zile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul innebunit o cauta, o cauta, dar nimic. A treia zi apare blonda:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Unde ai fost, nevasta ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Aoleu, ce-am patit ! M-au prins unii si m-au violat o saptamana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai tu ai lipsit doar trei zile!?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai da\u2026 dar trebuie sa ma mai duc inca 4 zile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iubire, ce preferi: brazii sau briza marii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vaaaiii, ce dragut si romantic esti! Esti la o agentie de turism?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu iubire, sunt in cora si vreau sa cumpar un spray pentru baie. Cel care se da dupa ce mergem la toaleta, sa miroasa frumos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ia zi vecine, cum e \u00een Tenerife? C\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 ai postat pe net. Mi\u0219to r\u0103u de tot. Am f\u0103cut adineauri o baie \u0219i acum beau o b\u0103utur\u0103 de fi\u021be din aia cu pai. 35 de euro am dat pe ea. \u0218i cu s\u0103cule\u021bul de cartofi din co\u0219 ce faci? Iar ne umpli disear\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Ia zi vecine, cum e \u00een Tenerife? C\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 ai postat pe net.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1358\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ia zi vecine, cum e \u00een Tenerife? 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