{"id":1351,"date":"2024-06-08T10:30:34","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T10:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1351"},"modified":"2024-06-08T10:30:34","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T10:30:34","slug":"inaintea-plecarii-in-calatoria-de-nunta-fiica-e-sfatuita-de-mama-ei-ca-sa-fii-sigura-la-cina-comanda-pentru-el-o-portie-mare-de-raci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1351","title":{"rendered":"Inaintea Plecarii In Calatoria De Nunta Fiica E Sfatuita De Mama Ei: Ca Sa Fii Sigura La Cina Comanda Pentru El O Portie Mare De Raci."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00cenaintea plec\u0103rii \u00een c\u0103l\u0103toria de nunt\u0103, fiica e sf\u0103tuit\u0103 de mama ei:<br>\u2013 Ca s\u0103 fii sigur\u0103, la cin\u0103 comand\u0103 pentru el o por\u0163ie mare de raci. Asta, ca s\u0103-i creasc\u0103 b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163ia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>La \u00eenapoierea din voiaj, fiica \u00eei m\u0103rturise\u015fte mamei:<br>\u2013 Toate astea sunt fleacuri. \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103 i-am comandat o duzin\u0103 de raci, dar \u00een nicio noapte nu m-a putut regula mai mult de opt ori\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce un om la un magazin de animale si zice:<br>\u2013 Aveti vreun animal vorbitor?<br>Vanzatorul:<br>\u2013 Da avem, poftim o omida vorbitoare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cumpara omul omida, o aduce acasa si o pune intr-o cutiuta, pe urma ii spune:<br>\u2013 Mergi la plimbare?<br>Ea tace. El striga mai tare:<br>\u2013 Mergi la plimbare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iarasi tace, omul enervat la maxim, striga din toate puterile:<br>\u2013 Mergi la plimbare ??!<br>Omida:<br>\u2013 Nu striga bre, nu vezi ca ma incalt?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Convins c\u0103 o so\u021bie \u00eensemn\u0103 o cheltuial\u0103 \u00een plus, un sco\u021bian nu voia s\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103toreasc\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar, ajuns la o anumit\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencep\u00e2nd s\u0103 realizeze c\u0103 va r\u0103m\u00e2ne singur la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be, g\u0103se\u0219te o femeie care s\u0103 accepte s\u0103 se c\u0103s\u0103toreasc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 rochie de mireas\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 petrecerea de dup\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen noaptea nun\u021bii, pentru a \u00eenc\u0103lzi atmosfera, femeia \u00eei \u0219opti la ureche<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218tii, dragule, nu am chilo\u021bi \u0219i\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218tiam eu c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 cheltuielile!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenaintea plec\u0103rii \u00een c\u0103l\u0103toria de nunt\u0103, fiica e sf\u0103tuit\u0103 de mama ei:\u2013 Ca s\u0103 fii sigur\u0103, la cin\u0103 comand\u0103 pentru el o por\u0163ie mare de raci. Asta, ca s\u0103-i creasc\u0103 b\u0103rb\u0103\u0163ia. La \u00eenapoierea din voiaj, fiica \u00eei m\u0103rturise\u015fte mamei:\u2013 Toate astea sunt fleacuri. \u00cen fiecare sear\u0103 i-am comandat o duzin\u0103 de raci, dar \u00een nicio &#8230; <a title=\"Inaintea Plecarii In Calatoria De Nunta Fiica E Sfatuita De Mama Ei: Ca Sa Fii Sigura La Cina Comanda Pentru El O Portie Mare De Raci.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1351\" aria-label=\"Read more about Inaintea Plecarii In Calatoria De Nunta Fiica E Sfatuita De Mama Ei: Ca Sa Fii Sigura La Cina Comanda Pentru El O Portie Mare De Raci.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1352,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}