{"id":1337,"date":"2024-06-08T07:55:58","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T07:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2024-06-08T07:55:58","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T07:55:58","slug":"ion-si-maria-la-cules-de-urzici-deodata-pe-ion-il-apuca-poftele-asa-ca-o-pune-pe-marie-pe-linia-ferata-si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1337","title":{"rendered":"Ion Si Maria La Cules De Urzici, Deodata Pe Ion Il Apuca Poftele, Asa Ca O Pune Pe Marie Pe Linia Ferata Si\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ion si Maria la cules de urzici, deodata pe Ion il apuca poftele, asa ca o pune pe Marie pe linia ferata si\u2026<br>Din departare mecanicul observa ca sunt doi pe linia ferata si cu chiu cu vai opreste trenul.<br>Se da jos mecanicul si nervos pe un ton ridicat ii spune lui Ion:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Mai omule, tu nu vezi trenul, nu te poti da la o parte?Dar Ion, de colo:<br>\u2013 Pai eu am vrut, Maria o vrut, de oprit\u2026 o oprit cine o putut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se \u00eentoarce fata de la \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Conversa\u0163ie cu mama:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Cum a fost, e frumos?<br>\u2013 Ahhh\u2026 Doamne, e suuuper.<br>\u2013 Miroase bine?<br>\u2013 Extraordinar. Un gentleman.<br>\u2013 Cina a fost gustoas\u0103?<br>\u2013 Foarte gustoas\u0103. Restaurant select.<br>\u2013 A fost\u2026 e pur \u015fi simplu excep\u0163ional.<br>Vine b\u0103iatul de la \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Conversa\u0163ie cu tata:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>\u2013 Bravo!\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion si Maria la cules de urzici, deodata pe Ion il apuca poftele, asa ca o pune pe Marie pe linia ferata si\u2026Din departare mecanicul observa ca sunt doi pe linia ferata si cu chiu cu vai opreste trenul.Se da jos mecanicul si nervos pe un ton ridicat ii spune lui Ion: \u2013 Mai omule, &#8230; <a title=\"Ion Si Maria La Cules De Urzici, Deodata Pe Ion Il Apuca Poftele, Asa Ca O Pune Pe Marie Pe Linia Ferata Si\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1337\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion Si Maria La Cules De Urzici, Deodata Pe Ion Il Apuca Poftele, Asa Ca O Pune Pe Marie Pe Linia Ferata Si\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1338,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}