{"id":1320,"date":"2024-06-06T15:39:49","date_gmt":"2024-06-06T15:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1320"},"modified":"2024-06-06T15:39:49","modified_gmt":"2024-06-06T15:39:49","slug":"un-tip-cu-chef-si-foarte-dragastos-intra-in-dormitor-si-isi-intreaba-sotia-draga-ne-jucam-si-noi-de-a-doctorul-ala-de-stat-sau-ala-privat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1320","title":{"rendered":"Un tip cu chef si foarte dragastos intra in dormitor si isi intreaba sotia: Draga ne jucam si noi de-a doctorul? Ala de stat sau ala privat?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5865.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5865.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5865-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barbat se uita la TV si se trezeste cu o tigaie in cap de la nevasta:<br>\u2013 Asta pentru ce este, draga?<br>\u2013 Ce e cu numele Laura, scris pe biletul ala?<br>\u2013 A, e numele unui cal pe care am pariat la cursele de cai!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Sotia pleaca linistita\u2026 A doua zi, barbatul se trezeste cu o tigaie si mai zdravana in cap.<br>\u2013 Asta pentru ce mai e, draga?<br>\u2013 Te-a sunat calul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un predicator s-a ridicat \u00eentr-o duminic\u0103 diminea\u0163a \u015fi a spus audien\u0163ei:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Duminica viitoare voi predica pe subiectul minciunii. A\u015fa c\u0103 \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu aceasta, ca preg\u0103tire pentru predica mea, a\u015f vrea s\u0103 citi\u0163i capitolul 17 din Marcu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Duminica urmatoare, predicatorul s-a ridicat \u00een picioare \u015fi a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 To\u0163i care a\u0163i f\u0103cut ceea ce am cerut, \u015fi anume, to\u0163i care a\u0163i citit capitolul 17 din Marcu, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 ridica\u0163i m\u00e2na.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci aproape fiecare m\u00e2n\u0103 din acea adunare a fost ridicat\u0103. Apoi predicatorul a spus:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0Voi sunte\u0163i oamenii c\u0103rora vreau s\u0103 le vorbesc. Nu exist\u0103 capitolul 17 in cartea Marcu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un barbat se uita la TV si se trezeste cu o tigaie in cap de la nevasta:\u2013 Asta pentru ce este, draga?\u2013 Ce e cu numele Laura, scris pe biletul ala?\u2013 A, e numele unui cal pe care am pariat la cursele de cai! Sotia pleaca linistita\u2026 A doua zi, barbatul se trezeste cu o &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip cu chef si foarte dragastos intra in dormitor si isi intreaba sotia: Draga ne jucam si noi de-a doctorul? Ala de stat sau ala privat?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1320\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip cu chef si foarte dragastos intra in dormitor si isi intreaba sotia: Draga ne jucam si noi de-a doctorul? Ala de stat sau ala privat?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1322,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}