{"id":1313,"date":"2024-06-06T12:43:44","date_gmt":"2024-06-06T12:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1313"},"modified":"2024-06-06T12:43:44","modified_gmt":"2024-06-06T12:43:44","slug":"doi-indragostiti-din-ardeal-se-plimbau-sub-clar-de-luna-ea-vai-ce-luna-frumoasael","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1313","title":{"rendered":"Doi indragostiti din Ardeal se plimbau sub clar de luna: Ea: Vai ce luna frumoasa\u2026El:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6344-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1314\" style=\"width:840px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6344-1.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6344-1-300x288.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi olteni in vacanta.La ora 3 dimineata,unul il trezeste pe celalalt:<br>-Marine!<br>-Ce?<br>-Deschide ochii si spune-mi ce vezi?<br>-Cerul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Si?<br>-Si Luna.<br>-Si?<br>-Si Carul Mare.<br>-Si?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>-Si Carul Mic.<br>-Si?<br>-Si\u2026Ioaneee!\u2026astia ne-au furat cortu\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se spune c\u0103 s-a petrecut la Politehnica din Bucure\u0219ti.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Studen\u021bii aveau&nbsp;<strong>examen<\/strong>, dar, nemerg\u00e2nd la cursuri nici m\u0103car nu-\u0219i cuno\u0219teau profa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un grup de studen\u021bi a\u0219teptau \u0219i ei\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>SVine o tip\u0103 fain\u0103, cu un \u0219al \u00een jurul g\u00e2tului. Unul dintre studen\u021bi zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Iat\u0103 vine un sol de pace c-o n\u0103fram\u0103-n v\u00e2rf de b\u0103\u021b\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To\u021bi se pr\u0103p\u0103desc de r\u00e2s. Se uit\u0103 tipa atent la ei \u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een sal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Studentul \u00een fapt\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Waw ! Am pus-o! E profa\u2026 Sigur m\u0103 pic\u0103 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 totu\u0219i&nbsp;<strong>norocul&nbsp;<\/strong>\u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een sal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd s\u0103 trag\u0103&nbsp;<strong>biletul&nbsp;<\/strong>cu subiectu\u2019, profa \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Tu e\u0219ti Mircea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0Eu sunt doamn\u0103\u2026., dau acum, sau vin la\u00a0<strong>toamn\u0103<\/strong>?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi olteni in vacanta.La ora 3 dimineata,unul il trezeste pe celalalt:-Marine!-Ce?-Deschide ochii si spune-mi ce vezi?-Cerul. -Si?-Si Luna.-Si?-Si Carul Mare.-Si? -Si Carul Mic.-Si?-Si\u2026Ioaneee!\u2026astia ne-au furat cortu\u2019. Se spune c\u0103 s-a petrecut la Politehnica din Bucure\u0219ti. Studen\u021bii aveau&nbsp;examen, dar, nemerg\u00e2nd la cursuri nici m\u0103car nu-\u0219i cuno\u0219teau profa. Un grup de studen\u021bi a\u0219teptau \u0219i ei\u2026 SVine o &#8230; <a title=\"Doi indragostiti din Ardeal se plimbau sub clar de luna: Ea: Vai ce luna frumoasa\u2026El:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1313\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doi indragostiti din Ardeal se plimbau sub clar de luna: Ea: Vai ce luna frumoasa\u2026El:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1315,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}