{"id":1302,"date":"2024-06-06T09:29:13","date_gmt":"2024-06-06T09:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1302"},"modified":"2024-06-06T09:29:13","modified_gmt":"2024-06-06T09:29:13","slug":"intr-un-restaurant-intra-un-tip-flamand-ia-loc-la-o-masa-iar-chelnerul-ii-aduse-meniul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1302","title":{"rendered":"\u00centr-un restaurant intr\u0103 un tip fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u2026 Ia loc la o mas\u0103, iar chelnerul \u00eei aduse meniul\u2026\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00centr-un restaurant intr\u0103 un tip fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u2026 Ia loc la o mas\u0103, iar chelnerul \u00eei aduse meniul\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 un timp, chelnerul reveni\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dori\u021bi s\u0103 comanda\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Da, vreau doar o ciorb\u0103 de vacu\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centre timp, clientul analizeaz\u0103 sala: foarte curat\u0103, fe\u021be de mas\u0103 albe impecabile, mobilier nou, \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt, totul perfect\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apare chelnerul cu ciorba\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 voi veni aici zilnic, \u00eemi place totul, inclusiv cum ar\u0103\u021bi: \u021binuta curat\u0103, elegant\u0103, m\u0103nu\u0219i, zice clientul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deodat\u0103, prin geamul \u00eentredeschis, intr\u0103 o musc\u0103 \u0219i ateriz\u0103 \u00een ciorb\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 V\u0103 aduc alta, zise chelnerul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu-i nevoie, nu sunt gre\u021bos; ia-o cu ceva din bol!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scoase chelnerul din buzunarul de la piept o linguri\u021b\u0103 aurit\u0103, lu\u0103 musca din bol \u0219i o puse \u00eentr-un \u0219erve\u021bel\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci, clientul observ\u0103 c\u0103 la \u0219litul chelnerului at\u00e2rna o a\u021b\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi at\u00e2rn\u0103 o a\u021b\u0103 la \u0219li\u021b!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218ti\u021bi, e pentru c\u00e2nd merg la baie, am \u201eorganul\u201d legat cu a\u021b\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu mai pun m\u00e2na pe el!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si, cum \u00eel bagi \u00eenapoi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Folosesc linguri\u021ba!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un grup de cercet\u0103tori scriu o carte, de 300 de pagini,<\/strong>\u00a0un compendiu de fizic\u0103 cuprinz\u00e2nd toate cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele din domeniu. Se hot\u0103r\u0103sc s\u0103 fac\u0103 un sondaj ca s\u0103 afle \u00een c\u00e2t timp o vor \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a studen\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merg mai \u00eent\u00e2i la francezi \u015fi \u0103\u015ftia zic c\u0103 o \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 \u00een patru luni!Apoi merg \u00een Germania \u015fi nem\u0163ii spun c\u0103 o \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 \u00een 2 luni!\u015ei \u00een final ajung \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00eentr-un c\u0103min studen\u0163esc unde to\u0163i erau be\u0163i mor\u0163i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cel trezesc pe unul \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cen c\u00e2t timp reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i toat\u0103 cartea asta?Studentul nostru:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103ie\u0163i, scularea, m\u00e2ine avem examen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bul\u0103, care este capitala Australiei?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Habar nu am, doamna profesoara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ei, atunci mai mare aten\u021bie la orele de geografie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine, doamna profesoar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-un restaurant intr\u0103 un tip fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u2026 Ia loc la o mas\u0103, iar chelnerul \u00eei aduse meniul\u2026&nbsp; Dup\u0103 un timp, chelnerul reveni\u2026 \u2013 Dori\u021bi s\u0103 comanda\u021bi? \u2013 Da, vreau doar o ciorb\u0103 de vacu\u021b\u0103! \u00centre timp, clientul analizeaz\u0103 sala: foarte curat\u0103, fe\u021be de mas\u0103 albe impecabile, mobilier nou, \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt, totul perfect\u2026 Apare chelnerul cu ciorba\u2026 &#8230; <a title=\"\u00centr-un restaurant intr\u0103 un tip fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u2026 Ia loc la o mas\u0103, iar chelnerul \u00eei aduse meniul\u2026\u00a0\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1302\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00centr-un restaurant intr\u0103 un tip fl\u0103m\u00e2nd\u2026 Ia loc la o mas\u0103, iar chelnerul \u00eei aduse meniul\u2026\u00a0\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}