{"id":1292,"date":"2024-06-05T17:09:04","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T17:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1292"},"modified":"2024-06-05T17:09:04","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T17:09:04","slug":"ramanand-insarcinata-o-tipa-se-duce-la-tribunal-sa-ceara-pensie-alimentara-judecatorul-aduna-toti-barbatii-cu-care-se-culcase-femeia-si-o-intreabaacum-spune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1292","title":{"rendered":"Ramanand insarcinata o tipa se duce la tribunal sa ceara pensie alimentara..Judecatorul aduna toti barbatii cu care se culcase femeia si o intreaba:Acum spune&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6006-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6006-1.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6006-1-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La farmacie vine o batranica de 80 de ani cu o reteta. Farmacistul o intreaba:<br>\u2013 Reteta este pentru dumneavoastra?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>\u2013 Stiti ca este o reteta de anticonceptionale? Acestea nu va ajuta cu nimic\u2026<br>\u2013 Ba da, ma fac sa dorm linistita.<br>\u2013 Cum asa?<br>\u2013 Iau cate o pastila in fiecare dimineata, o pisez si o dizolv in paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 15 ani. Asa pot si eu sa dorm linistita!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intra Maria in curte tipand:<br>\u2013 Ioane, imi lipsesc trei perechi de chiloti de pe culme!<br>\u2013 Stiu, copiii vecinilor i-au luat, ieri! Ii raspunde Ion.<br>\u2013 Si de ce naiba i-au luat?<br>\u2013 Se jucau de-a piratii si-aveau nevoie de niste vele pentru corabii\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se duce un om la un magazin de animale si zice:<br>\u2013 Aveti vreun animal vorbitor?<br>Vanzatorul:<br>\u2013 Da avem, poftim o omida vorbitoare!<br>Cumpara omul omida, o aduce acasa si o pune intr-o cutiuta, pe urma ii spune:<br>\u2013 Mergi la plimbare?<br>Ea tace. El striga mai tare:<br>\u2013 Mergi la plimbare?<br>Iarasi tace, omul enervat la maxim, striga din toate puterile:<br>\u2013 Mergi la plimbare ??!<br>Omida:<br>\u2013 Nu striga bre, nu vezi ca ma incalt?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La farmacie vine o batranica de 80 de ani cu o reteta. Farmacistul o intreaba:\u2013 Reteta este pentru dumneavoastra?\u2013 Da.\u2013 Stiti ca este o reteta de anticonceptionale? Acestea nu va ajuta cu nimic\u2026\u2013 Ba da, ma fac sa dorm linistita.\u2013 Cum asa?\u2013 Iau cate o pastila in fiecare dimineata, o pisez si o dizolv in &#8230; <a title=\"Ramanand insarcinata o tipa se duce la tribunal sa ceara pensie alimentara..Judecatorul aduna toti barbatii cu care se culcase femeia si o intreaba:Acum spune&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1292\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ramanand insarcinata o tipa se duce la tribunal sa ceara pensie alimentara..Judecatorul aduna toti barbatii cu care se culcase femeia si o intreaba:Acum spune&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1293,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1292\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}