{"id":1280,"date":"2024-06-05T14:18:23","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T14:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1280"},"modified":"2024-06-05T14:18:23","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T14:18:23","slug":"doua-doamne-stau-in-bucatarie-in-timp-ce-una-dintre-ele-pregateste-pranzul-pentru-sotil-sau-wow-spune-cealalta-de-cand-ati-inceput-voi-sa-mancati-asa-mult-usturoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1280","title":{"rendered":"Doua doamne stau in bucatarie in timp ce una dintre ele pregateste pranzul pentru sotil sau. Wow spune cealalta de cand ati inceput voi sa mancati asa mult usturoi??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"289\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6468-289x300-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1282\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei blonde intra intr-un bar. Sunt fericite, danseaza si canta. Tot comanda fiecare cate ceva de baut.<br>Barmanul pana la urma, le intreaba ce sarbatoresc.<br>Una dintre ele ii explica:<br>\u2013 Tocmai am terminat un puzzle si ne-a luat numai 3 luni sa terminam.<br>\u2013 Si? intreba barmanul.<br>\u2013 Pe cutie scria 2-4 ani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iubitule, te rog s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi! Abia ne-am c\u0103s\u0103torit. Nu-mi este u\u015for s\u0103 m\u0103 despart de obiceiurile mele de fat\u0103. Cel pu\u0163in, nu imediat.<br>\u2013 Nici nu e nevoie. Continu\u0103 s\u0103 ceri bani de la ai t\u0103i ca \u015fi cum nimic nu s-ar fi schimbat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi la nunta. Unul catre celalalt:<br>\u2013 Asta e cea mai hidoasa mireasa pe care am vazut-o vreodata!<br>\u2013 E fata mea!<br>\u2013 Vai ma scuzati, nu am stiut ca sunteti tatal fetei!<br>\u2013 Nu sunt tatal, sunt mama!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei blonde intra intr-un bar. Sunt fericite, danseaza si canta. Tot comanda fiecare cate ceva de baut.Barmanul pana la urma, le intreaba ce sarbatoresc.Una dintre ele ii explica:\u2013 Tocmai am terminat un puzzle si ne-a luat numai 3 luni sa terminam.\u2013 Si? intreba barmanul.\u2013 Pe cutie scria 2-4 ani! Iubitule, te rog s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi! &#8230; <a title=\"Doua doamne stau in bucatarie in timp ce una dintre ele pregateste pranzul pentru sotil sau. Wow spune cealalta de cand ati inceput voi sa mancati asa mult usturoi??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1280\" aria-label=\"Read more about Doua doamne stau in bucatarie in timp ce una dintre ele pregateste pranzul pentru sotil sau. Wow spune cealalta de cand ati inceput voi sa mancati asa mult usturoi??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1281,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}