{"id":1276,"date":"2024-06-05T12:23:54","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T12:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1276"},"modified":"2024-06-05T12:23:54","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T12:23:54","slug":"gheorghe-ai-promis-ca-iarna-asta-o-sa-ma-iei-de-nevasta-na-bine-tu-rozi-da-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1276","title":{"rendered":"Gheorghe ai promis ca iarna asta o sa ma iei de nevasta! Na bine tu Rozi! Da asta\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"940\" height=\"788\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-17.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-17.png 940w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-17-300x251.png 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-17-768x644.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Odata, il atacau turcii pe Stefan cel Mare.<br>El, cand ii vede ca se apropie, se suie pe o motocicleta, isi ia o mitraliera si da iama prin ei. Ii omoara pe toti\u2026<br>A doua zi, turcii ataca din nou.<br>Cind vede Stefan asta, incaleca pe un Harley Davidson, isi ia 2 mitraliere, cate una in fiecare mana si-i omoara iarasi pe toti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cand vad turcii asta, se duc la mama lui Stefan.<br>\u2013 Stiti, fiul dvs. ne bate in fiecare zi. Nu puteti sa vorbiti si dvs. cu el s-o lase mai moale ?\u2026<br>Mama-sa promite ca o sa vorbeasca cu el.<br>Dupa inca o zi, vad turcii ca Stefan nu mai iese pe motocicleta. Bucurie mare, etc, dar nu ataca inca, vor sa fie siguri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa inca o zi, tot liniste. A treia zi, isi iau turcii inima-n dinti si se apropie de castel sa atace.<br>La un moment dat, apare Stefan pe Harley Davidson, cu mitralierele in mana:<br>\u2013 Ha, ha ati incurcat-o ca mama nu-i acasa !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Odata, il atacau turcii pe Stefan cel Mare.El, cand ii vede ca se apropie, se suie pe o motocicleta, isi ia o mitraliera si da iama prin ei. Ii omoara pe toti\u2026A doua zi, turcii ataca din nou.Cind vede Stefan asta, incaleca pe un Harley Davidson, isi ia 2 mitraliere, cate una in fiecare mana &#8230; <a title=\"Gheorghe ai promis ca iarna asta o sa ma iei de nevasta! Na bine tu Rozi! Da asta\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1276\" aria-label=\"Read more about Gheorghe ai promis ca iarna asta o sa ma iei de nevasta! Na bine tu Rozi! Da asta\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}