{"id":1269,"date":"2024-06-05T08:52:44","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T08:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2024-06-05T08:52:44","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T08:52:44","slug":"fa-marie-la-voi-cat-dureaza-preludiul-cam-2-3-ore-si-ce-face-gheorghe-in-tat-acest-timp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1269","title":{"rendered":"Fa Marie la voi cat dureaza preludiul ? Cam 2-3 ore! Si ce face Gheorghe in tat acest timp?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5866.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5866.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5866-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Merge un barbat cu un pistol intr-un club si incepe sa strige :<br>\u2013 Cine s-a culcat cu nevasta-mea?<br>Nu zice nimeni nimic. Barbatul mai striga o data:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Cine s-a culcat cu nevasta-mea?!<br>Incepe unul sa rada.<br>\u2013 Ce e asa amuzant?<br>\u2013 Nu ai destule gloante\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula se intalneste pe strada cu un prieten care il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Bula, am auzit ca ti-a murit soacra. Ce-a avut?<br>\u2013 Ceva bijuterii, un televizor si putine economii\u2026<br>\u2013 Nu asta te-am intrebat. Ce i-a lipsit?<br>\u2013 Pai, masina, o casa sau un apartament proprietate personala\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bula, de ce a murit?<br>\u2013 A fost la noi in vizita, eu i-am spus sa mearga in pivnita sa aduca niste cartofi, sa facem pireu. A cazut pe scari si si-a rupt gatul.<br>\u2013 Ce ghinion! Si ce-ati facut?<br>\u2013 Macaroane cu branza!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula in prima zi de armata\u2026<br>Un plutonier trece prin fata randului de soldati si intreaba:<br>\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila, soldat?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unul brutar, altul macelar, altul electrician, fiecare dupa pregatire\u2026<br>Ajunge si la Bula:<br>\u2212 Ce-ai fost in viata civila?!?<br>\u2212 Am fost fericit, sa traiti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merge un barbat cu un pistol intr-un club si incepe sa strige :\u2013 Cine s-a culcat cu nevasta-mea?Nu zice nimeni nimic. Barbatul mai striga o data: \u2013 Cine s-a culcat cu nevasta-mea?!Incepe unul sa rada.\u2013 Ce e asa amuzant?\u2013 Nu ai destule gloante\u2026 Bula se intalneste pe strada cu un prieten care il intreaba:\u2013 Bula, &#8230; <a title=\"Fa Marie la voi cat dureaza preludiul ? Cam 2-3 ore! Si ce face Gheorghe in tat acest timp?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1269\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fa Marie la voi cat dureaza preludiul ? Cam 2-3 ore! Si ce face Gheorghe in tat acest timp?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1270,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}