Maria impline\u0219te 40 ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion ii aduce Mariei o sticl\u0103 de lapte. Maria \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De ce lapte, Ioane?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Hai s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi expic Marie: la 20 ani erai proasp\u0103t\u0103 ca o garofi\u021b\u0103, deci \u021bi-am adus o floare, la 30 erai apetisant\u0103, \u021bi-am adus o p\u00e2ine fierbinte, iar acum la 40 ani e\u0219ti c\u00e2t o vac\u0103 deci \u021bi-am adus o sticl\u0103 de lapte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria se uit\u0103 la el \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eram eu ca o floare la 20 ani dar nu tu ai rupt prima petal\u0103, la 30 eram precum p\u00e2inea cald\u0103 dar tu rupeai coaja \u0219i ceilal\u021bi m\u00e2ncau miezul, iar acum la 40 ani sunt eu c\u00e2t vaca dar c\u00e2nd pleci tu de acas\u0103 taurii se-ngr\u0103m\u0103desc in fa\u021ba u\u0219ii \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103: a plecat boul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dup\u0103 un chef de pomin\u0103, o tip\u0103 ajunge \u00een patul unuia.<\/strong>Multumi\u021bi dup\u0103, fumau o \u021bigar\u0103.- Auzi? zice el cu o privire de \u00eendr\u0103gostit, uit\u0103-te la mine \u0219i spune-mi sincer: eu am fost primul b\u0103rbat din via\u021ba ta?Ea \u00eel prive\u0219te atent\u0103 \u0219i zice:- S-ar putea, ai o figur\u0103 cunoscut\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Un b\u0103rbat la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, \u00eentr-un supermarket<\/strong>, \u00eempingea un c\u0103rucior, \u00een care era \u015fi b\u0103ie\u0163elul s\u0103u de trei ani. Copilul pl\u00e2ngea isteric. B\u0103rbatul, cu o voce lini\u015ftit\u0103:- Aproape am terminat, Adrian. \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 nu pl\u00e2ngi, Adrian. Via\u0163a o s\u0103 fie mai bun\u0103, ai s\u0103 vezi. \u00ce\u0163i promit eu.Copilul pl\u00e2ngea \u015fi mai tare\u2026Ajun\u015fi la cas\u0103, b\u0103rbatul:- \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai fii sup\u0103rat, Adrian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Maria impline\u0219te 40 ani. Ion ii aduce Mariei o sticl\u0103 de lapte. Maria \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 De ce lapte, Ioane? \u2013 Hai s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi expic Marie: la 20 ani erai proasp\u0103t\u0103 ca o garofi\u021b\u0103, deci \u021bi-am adus o floare, la 30 erai apetisant\u0103, \u021bi-am adus o p\u00e2ine fierbinte, iar acum la 40 ani e\u0219ti c\u00e2t … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}