{"id":1263,"date":"2024-06-05T05:42:11","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T05:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1263"},"modified":"2024-06-05T05:42:11","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T05:42:11","slug":"iubire-sa-iei-si-tu-paine-cand-iesi-de-la-serviciu-aaaa-si-salutari-de-la-maria-cealalta-iubita-a-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1263","title":{"rendered":"Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu. Aaaa, \u0219i salut\u0103ri de la Maria, cealalt\u0103 iubit\u0103 a ta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu. Aaaa, \u0219i salut\u0103ri de la Maria, cealalt\u0103 iubit\u0103 a ta.<br>-Cine e Maria?<br>-Nimeni\u2026Am zis a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 fiu sigur\u0103 c\u0103 mi-ai citit mesajul.<br>-Chestia e c\u0103 chiar sunt cu ea..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am crezut c\u0103 ne-ai v\u0103zut.<br>-Ceeeee? Unde sunte\u021bi?<br>-Foarte aproape de brut\u0103rie.<br>-Sta\u021bi acolo, c\u0103 vin \u00een 5 minute. V\u0103 calc \u00een picioare pe am\u00e2ndoi.<br>Hai repede, c\u0103 ne gr\u0103bim.<br>-Unde sunte\u021bi? C\u0103 nu v\u0103 v\u0103d.<br>-Dar tu, unde e\u0219ti?<br>\u00cen fa\u021ba brut\u0103riei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eu sunt \u00eenc\u0103 la serviciu. Dac\u0103 tot e\u0219ti la brut\u0103rie, ia \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine. Pup<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El si ea discuta dupa nunta:<br>-Acum ca ne-am casatorit, poti sa vinzi BMW-ul, si sa cumperi o masina de familie.<br>-Suna exact ca ceva ce fosta mea sotie ar spune!<br>-Ai mai fost casatorit?!<br>Nuuuuiu!!!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa.<br>Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis.<br>Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta\u2026 Soferul ofteaza\u2026.<br>\u2013 Mi-e rusine sa va spun\u2026<br>\u2013 Fiule, nu fi timid\u2026 Am auzit si vazut de tot felul in viata, nu te teme ca ma poti ofensa, din nimica toata\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sincer sa fiu, spune soferul, am visat intotdeauna sa ma sarute o calugarita\u2026 asa ca dumneavoastra\u2026<br>\u2013 Mda, s-ar putea implini visul tau, spune calugarita, cu conditia sa fii catolic si celibatar!<br>Soferul, spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Pai sunt! sunt si catolic si celibatar!!!<br>\u2013 Bine, spune calugarita, opreste masina pe dreapta\u2026<br>Soferul opreste, calugarita se apleaca spre el si ii aplica un french kiss enorm\u2026<br>Dupa care il roaga sa continue cursa \u2026<br>Soferul, emotionat de momentul trait incepe sa pl\u00e2nga\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ce s-a intamplat? \u2013 il intreaba calugarita\u2026<br>\u2013 Maicuta, am pacatuit\u2026 te-am mintit! Sunt evreu si casatorit!<br>\u2013 Deh, zice calugarita, nu-ti face probleme! Si pe mine ma cheama John si ma duc la un bal mascat\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu. Aaaa, \u0219i salut\u0103ri de la Maria, cealalt\u0103 iubit\u0103 a ta.-Cine e Maria?-Nimeni\u2026Am zis a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 fiu sigur\u0103 c\u0103 mi-ai citit mesajul.-Chestia e c\u0103 chiar sunt cu ea.. Am crezut c\u0103 ne-ai v\u0103zut.-Ceeeee? Unde sunte\u021bi?-Foarte aproape de brut\u0103rie.-Sta\u021bi acolo, c\u0103 vin \u00een 5 minute. &#8230; <a title=\"Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu. Aaaa, \u0219i salut\u0103ri de la Maria, cealalt\u0103 iubit\u0103 a ta\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1263\" aria-label=\"Read more about Iubire, s\u0103 iei \u0219i tu p\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i de la serviciu. 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