Ion si Maria in vizita la gradina zoologica vad la un moment dat cusca leului deschisa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Se uita in stanga, se uita in dreapta si vad in cele din urma pe ingrijitor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 D-le unde-i leul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 La leoaica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maria curioasa intreba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si \u2026 cat sta la leoaica?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cam o ora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 I-auzi Ioane sta o oraaaa !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De fa Marie, eu nu sunt leu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merg ei ce mai merg si vad cusca tigrului deschisa. Aceeasi poveste la care Maria i-l intreaba pe ingijitor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Si cat sta acolo la tigroaica?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Doua ore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 I-auzi Ioane \u2026 2 oreeee !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De fa Marie, eu nu sunt tigru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fine ajung la cerb si afla de la ingrijitor ca sta la ciuta doar 5 minute. Aunci Ion spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Vezi fa Marie ca sta 5 minute!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La care Maria raspunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Bine mai Ioane, dar si ce coarne are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Este un banc si trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Era Mos Craciun foarte suparat inainte de sarbatori ca nu avea bani destui pentru cadouri.<\/strong>La un moment dat bate cineva la usa:\u2013 Cine e? (striga nervos Mos Craciun)\u2013 Sunt eu, ingerasul. Am venit sa-ti spun ca am comandat bradul de Craciun.\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bine bine. \u2026 lasa-ma odata.Peste 10 minute ciocane cineva la usa. Mos Craciun si mai nervos:\u2013 Cine e acolo? Ce mai vreti? Nu vedeti ca am treaba si sunt nervos?\u2013 Sunt tot eu, ingerasul. A venit bradul de Craciun. Ce sa fac cu el?\u2013 Nu stiu\u2026 baga-ti-l in c*r\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n La \u015fcoal\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea c\u0103tre Buli\u015for:<\/strong>\u2013 Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenca doi iepuri \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 doi iepuri, c\u00e2\u0163i iepuri vei avea Buli\u015for?\u2013 \u015eapte, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!Profesoara nervoas\u0103:\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n N-ai \u00een\u0163eles Buli\u015for, fii atent: dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau dou\u0103 mere \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 mere, c\u00e2te mere vei avea Buli\u015for?\u2013 \u015ease doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!\u2013 P\u0103i vezi, \u015fi atunci de unde \u0163i-a dat \u0163ie \u015fapte iepuri?!\u2013 P\u0103i mai am unul acas\u0103 doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ion si Maria in vizita la gradina zoologica vad la un moment dat cusca leului deschisa. Se uita in stanga, se uita in dreapta si vad in cele din urma pe ingrijitor. \u2013 D-le unde-i leul? \u2013 La leoaica. Maria curioasa intreba: \u2013 Si \u2026 cat sta la leoaica? \u2013 Cam o ora. \u2013 I-auzi … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}