{"id":1250,"date":"2024-06-04T14:33:21","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T14:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2024-06-04T14:33:21","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T14:33:21","slug":"el-cu-o-falca-n-cer-si-alta-n-pamant-se-apromie-de-iubita-sa-turui-nervos-draga-mea-vino-te-rog-pana-aici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1250","title":{"rendered":"El cu o falca-n cer si alta-n pamant se apromie de iubita sa turui nervos: Draga mea vino te rog pana aici.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"940\" height=\"788\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-13.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-13.png 940w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-13-300x251.png 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-13-768x644.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei barbati ajung la poarta Raiului. ii ia Dumnezeu pe fiecare la intrebari, primul fiind un italian:<br>\u2013 Ia zi, tu cum ai murit?<br>\u2013 Pai mi-am cumparat un Ferrari, am mers pe autostrada spre Milano cu 340 km\/h, n-am putut sa iau o curba, am intrat in parapet si am murit pe loc.<br>\u2013 Bine, poti sa intri.<br>Al doilea, un german:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-am luat un Porsche, am mers pe autostrada, o cisterna a pus frana brusc in fata mea, nu am mai putut opri, explozie mare, am murit pe loc\u2026<br>\u2013 Bine, poti intra si tu.<br>Al treilea, un roman:<br>\u2013 Tu ce ai patit?<br>\u2013 Mi-am luat un BMW X6 si am murit de foame!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei barbati ajung la poarta Raiului. ii ia Dumnezeu pe fiecare la intrebari, primul fiind un italian:\u2013 Ia zi, tu cum ai murit?\u2013 Pai mi-am cumparat un Ferrari, am mers pe autostrada spre Milano cu 340 km\/h, n-am putut sa iau o curba, am intrat in parapet si am murit pe loc.\u2013 Bine, poti sa &#8230; <a title=\"El cu o falca-n cer si alta-n pamant se apromie de iubita sa turui nervos: Draga mea vino te rog pana aici..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1250\" aria-label=\"Read more about El cu o falca-n cer si alta-n pamant se apromie de iubita sa turui nervos: Draga mea vino te rog pana aici..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}