{"id":1245,"date":"2024-06-04T11:42:58","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T11:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1245"},"modified":"2024-06-04T11:42:58","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T11:42:58","slug":"la-marginea-drumului-unul-de-vreo-75-de-ani-mesterea-la-o-dacia-1410-ce-l-a-lasat-in-drum-capota-ridicata-truse-de-chei-chin-si-iar-chin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1245","title":{"rendered":"La marginea drumului unul de vreo 75 de ani me\u0219terea la o Dacia 1410 ce l-a l\u0103sat \u00een drum.. Capota ridicat\u0103 truse de chei, chin\u2026 \u0218i iar chin\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>La marginea drumului unul de vreo 75 de ani me\u0219terea la o Dacia 1410 ce l-a l\u0103sat \u00een drum.. Capota ridicat\u0103 truse de chei, chin\u2026 \u0218i iar chin\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Opre\u0219te un Jeep cu doi fl\u0103c\u0103iandri\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce-ai pa\u021bit mo\u0219ule???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu mai porne\u0219te!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu te mai chinui hai c\u0103 p\u00e2na la H\u00e2rlau te tragem noi\u2026 Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cenchide mo\u0219ul capota, str\u00e2nge sculele \u0219i baie\u021bii \u00eei remorcheaza Dacia\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mo\u0219ul!!!\u2026 Nu mergem tare, mergem cu 60 km\/h\u2026 Dac\u0103 vezi ca depa\u0219im aceasta viteza dai fle\u0219huri din far\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Clar??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La Postul de Poli\u021bie doi agen\u021bi predau serviciul \u00eentre ei\u2026 Unul zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103! Am 25 de ani de poli\u021bie, dar ce-am v\u0103zut ast\u0103zi este demn de Cartea Recordurilor\u2026!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce-ai v\u0103zut? Zice cel\u0103lalt mirat!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 B\u0103!!! Venea un Mercedes ce rula cu 180 km\/h, \u00een urma lui unu cu un Jeep cu 200 km\/h, iar \u00een spatelele lui unu cu Dacia ce-i facea flhesuri gipului s\u0103 se fereasc\u0103 din cale..!!!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Te iubesc de la p\u0103m\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 la stele via\u021ba mea frumoas\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu c\u00e2t m\u0103 iube\u0219ti<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eu te iubesc p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine diminea\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd te treze\u0219ti din amor \u0219i b\u0103utur\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu mai scrie nimic la nimeni \u00een seara asta \u0219i vezi c\u0103 ai gre\u0219it chat-ul viteazule. Sunt v\u0103rul t\u0103u Vasile\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;E\u0219t ceea m-ai frumoas\u0103 dupe palnet\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce \u201epalnet\u0103\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Palneta noastr\u0103 tera. Tu nu \u0219ti c\u0103 noi santem pe palneta tera?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u0218i atuncia de ce m-ai \u00eentrebi? Norocul t\u0103u c\u0103 e\u0219ti foarte frumoas\u0103 c\u0103 alte calit\u0103\u021bi nai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Tu prime\u0219ti mesajele mele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i tu ce crezi c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103spund din intui\u021bie feminin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-D\u0103-mi 500 de lei p\u00e2n\u0103 la salariu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adev\u0103rul este c\u0103 nu le primesc, dar sunt bine, mul\u021bumesc de \u00eentrebare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un ofi\u021ber de poli\u021bie trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 un domn \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 care pl\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce este, domnule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Am 71 de ani \u0219i sunt c\u0103s\u0103torit cu o femeie de 20 de ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar este foarte bine, nu ai de ce s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia mea este frumoas\u0103, este foarte frumoas\u0103, bine f\u0103cut\u0103, cu forme deosebite \u0219i chip de \u00eenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cu c\u00e2t mai mult nu ai motive. Nu mai pl\u00e2nge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u00e2nd ajung acas\u0103, \u00eemi face preparate delicioase, at\u00e2t de bune!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u021bistul se enerveaz\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Domnule, nu mai pl\u00e2nge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i, \u00een pat, zice b\u0103tr\u00e2nul, printre lacrimi, este o nebunie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajunge, spune poli\u021bistul, pe un ton dur, nu ai de ce s\u0103 te pl\u00e2ngi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La marginea drumului unul de vreo 75 de ani me\u0219terea la o Dacia 1410 ce l-a l\u0103sat \u00een drum.. Capota ridicat\u0103 truse de chei, chin\u2026 \u0218i iar chin\u2026 Opre\u0219te un Jeep cu doi fl\u0103c\u0103iandri\u2026 Ce-ai pa\u021bit mo\u0219ule??? \u2013 Nu mai porne\u0219te!!! 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