{"id":1241,"date":"2024-06-04T09:32:30","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T09:32:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2024-06-04T09:32:30","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T09:32:30","slug":"fiule-unde-te-duci-cu-lanterna-aia-merg-la-intalnire-tata-eu-la-varsta-ta-nu-aveam-nevoie-de-la-terna-da-si-uite-ce-ai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"Fiule unde te duci cu lanterna aia?? Merg la intalnire tata! Eu la varsta ta nu aveam nevoie de la terna! Da si uite ce-ai\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"940\" height=\"788\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-12.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-12.png 940w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-12-300x251.png 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Add-a-heading-12-768x644.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Obama, Putin \u015fi Iohannis se duc la Dumnezeu s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentrebe peste c\u00e2t timp poporul lor va fi fericit.<br>Primul s-a dus Obama \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Dumnezeu:<br>\u2013 Doamne, peste c\u00e2t timp poporul meu va fi fericit?<br>Dumnezeu \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Peste 10-15 ani.<br>Obama se apuc\u0103 de pl\u00e2ns:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00centre timp eu voi fi b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 pot bucura al\u0103turi de el.<br>Acum era r\u00e2ndul lui Putin. El \u00eel \u00eentreaba pe Dumnezeu peste c\u00e2t timp poporul lui va fi fericit iar Dumnezeu \u00eei spune c\u0103 peste o jum\u0103tate de secol de ani.<br>Putin se apuc\u0103 \u015fi el de pl\u00e2ns.<br>Dumnezeu \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce pl\u00e2nge, la care el r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Peste 50 de ani eu voi fi mort \u015fi nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 pot bucura al\u0103turi de poporul meu.<br>\u00cen cele din urm\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 \u015fi Iohannis:<br>\u2013 Doamne, peste c\u00e2t timp poporul meu va fi fericit?<br>Dumnezeu se apuc\u0103 de pl\u00e2ns iar Iohannis \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 de ce pl\u00e2nge.<br>Dumnezeu \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<br>\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 atunci nici eu nu o s\u0103 m\u0103 pot bucura al\u0103turi de poporul t\u0103u!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obama, Putin \u015fi Iohannis se duc la Dumnezeu s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentrebe peste c\u00e2t timp poporul lor va fi fericit.Primul s-a dus Obama \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Dumnezeu:\u2013 Doamne, peste c\u00e2t timp poporul meu va fi fericit?Dumnezeu \u00eei r\u0103spunde:\u2013 Peste 10-15 ani.Obama se apuc\u0103 de pl\u00e2ns: \u2013 \u00centre timp eu voi fi b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi nu o &#8230; <a title=\"Fiule unde te duci cu lanterna aia?? Merg la intalnire tata! Eu la varsta ta nu aveam nevoie de la terna! Da si uite ce-ai\u2026\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1241\" aria-label=\"Read more about Fiule unde te duci cu lanterna aia?? Merg la intalnire tata! Eu la varsta ta nu aveam nevoie de la terna! Da si uite ce-ai\u2026\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1243,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}