{"id":1231,"date":"2024-06-04T07:36:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T07:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1231"},"modified":"2024-06-04T07:36:33","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T07:36:33","slug":"erau-adam-si-eva-in-paradis-in-costumele-lortraditionale-adam-zice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1231","title":{"rendered":"Erau Adam \u015fi Eva \u00een Paradis, \u00een costumele lortradi\u0163ionale.Adam zice:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Erau Adam \u015fi Eva \u00een Paradis, \u00een costumele lor<br>tradi\u0163ionale.Adam zice:<br>\u2013 Evo, ia d\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d, ce ai tu sub frunz\u0103?<br>\u2013 Adame, nu, nu se poate\u2026Adam, trosc, \u00eei frige o b\u00e2t\u0103 peste <a href=\"http:\/\/cap.Eva\">cap.Eva<\/a> le\u015fin\u0103, Adam se uit\u0103 sub frunz\u0103 \u015fi se mir\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 B\u0103, unde dai, \u015fi unde crap\u0103!Dup\u0103 vreo trei ore, se scoal\u0103 Eva \u015fi-\u015fi aminte\u015fte ce-a <a href=\"http:\/\/p\u0103\u0163it.Ca\">p\u0103\u0163it.Ca<\/a> s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune, \u015fi \u00eei d\u0103 la r\u00e2ndul ei o b\u00e2t\u0103 \u00een cap lui Adam .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acesta le\u015fi<a href=\"http:\/\/le\u015fin\u0103.Eva\">n\u0103.Eva<\/a> se uit\u0103 sub frunz\u0103 \u015fi zice:<br>\u2013 Ia te uit\u0103, unde iese cucuiul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021b \u0219i so\u021bie stau seara la un pahar de <a href=\"http:\/\/vin.So\u021bul\">vin.So\u021bul<\/a>:<br>\u2013 Pun pariu c\u0103 nu po\u021bi spune ceva ce s\u0103 m\u0103 bucure \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentristeze simultan\u2026So\u021bia:<br>\u2013 Vrei s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m?<br>So\u021bul:<br>\u2013 Da!<br>So\u021bia:<br>\u2013 E\u0219ti \u00een continuare mult mai bun la pat ca fratele t\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce trebuie sa faca un barbat ca sa intre \u00een gratiile unei femei?<br>\u2013 Sa fie tandru, elegant, puternic, prosper, sa \u00eei acorde tot timpul lui, sa fie ferm, sa stie ce vrea, sa faca treaba prin casa, sa fie frumos si musculos, sa fie fidel, sa stie si sa vrea sa o asculte, sa nu uite aniversarile importante si nici sa ridice capacul de la toaleta etc.<br>\u2013 Si \u2026 ce trebuie sa faca o femeie ca sa intre \u00een gratiile unui barbat?<br>\u2013 Sa se dezbrace \u00een fata lui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blond\u0103 ajunge la Miss World printre primele trei locuri.La \u00eentrebarea de departajare, prime\u015fte urm\u0103torul enun\u0163:Numi\u0163i trei piese de William\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/Shakespeare.Blonda\">Shakespeare.<\/a><br>Blonda se pronun\u0163\u0103:<br>\u2013 10 cm, 15 cm, 20 cm.<br>Orezentatorul concursului, derutat, \u00eei spune:<br>\u2013 Acestea nu sunt nume de piese de teatru, ci marimi <br>Blonda, foarte destins\u0103, \u00eel l\u0103mure\u015fte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 10 cm la mine \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201cMult zgomot pentru nimic\u201d, 15 cm \u00eenseamna \u201cCum v\u0103 place\u201d, iar 20 cm \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201cVisul unei nop\u0163i de var\u0103\u201d.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erau Adam \u015fi Eva \u00een Paradis, \u00een costumele lortradi\u0163ionale.Adam zice:\u2013 Evo, ia d\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d, ce ai tu sub frunz\u0103?\u2013 Adame, nu, nu se poate\u2026Adam, trosc, \u00eei frige o b\u00e2t\u0103 peste cap.Eva le\u015fin\u0103, Adam se uit\u0103 sub frunz\u0103 \u015fi se mir\u0103: \u2013 B\u0103, unde dai, \u015fi unde crap\u0103!Dup\u0103 vreo trei ore, se scoal\u0103 Eva \u015fi-\u015fi &#8230; <a title=\"Erau Adam \u015fi Eva \u00een Paradis, \u00een costumele lortradi\u0163ionale.Adam zice:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1231\" aria-label=\"Read more about Erau Adam \u015fi Eva \u00een Paradis, \u00een costumele lortradi\u0163ionale.Adam zice:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}