{"id":1224,"date":"2024-06-03T13:40:10","date_gmt":"2024-06-03T13:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2024-06-03T13:40:10","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T13:40:10","slug":"draga-ce-surpriza-nici-urma-de-par-pubian-te-ai-da-de-unde-eu-lucrez-la-telefoanele-fbi-si-toata-ziua-mi-se-cere-un-fir-secret-si-daca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1224","title":{"rendered":"Draga ce surpriza ! Nici urma de par pubian..Te-ai\u2026? Da de unde ! Eu lucrez la telefoanele Fbi si toata ziua mi se cere..un fir secret..si daca.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1022\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screenshot_2024-06-03-16-30-47-567_com.facebook.katana-edit-1022x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screenshot_2024-06-03-16-30-47-567_com.facebook.katana-edit-1022x1024.jpg 1022w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screenshot_2024-06-03-16-30-47-567_com.facebook.katana-edit-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screenshot_2024-06-03-16-30-47-567_com.facebook.katana-edit-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screenshot_2024-06-03-16-30-47-567_com.facebook.katana-edit-768x769.jpg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Screenshot_2024-06-03-16-30-47-567_com.facebook.katana-edit.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1022px) 100vw, 1022px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un melc bate la usa unui urs.Iese ursul, se zgaieste, nu vede pe nimeni, dupa care se uita in jos si da de melc.Enervat, il ia pe melc de guler si-l azvarle cat poate de departe.<br>Dupa 6 luni se aud iar batai in usa ursului, care iese din casa si da cu ochii de melc.Melcul, nervos:<br>\u2013 Ia asculta ba, ce-a fost faza asta de adineauri ??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Merge Ion cu Maria sa ia cina la resturant.Farfuria cu supa se varsa pe rochia ei cea noua.Suparata si asteptand sa fie consolata de sotul romantic zice:<br>\u2013 Uite cum arat, ca o scroafa!El raspunde:<br>\u2013 Si te-ai mai si murdarit pe deasupra!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bula se muta intr-un apartament nou.Seara priveste pe fereastra. In blocul de vis-a-vis vede o tanara foarte frumoasa pe care a inceput apoi s-o urmareasca in fiecare seara.<br>Dupa o vreme, intr-o dimineata ii suna telefonul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Alo, buna dimineata, sunt vecina de vis-a-vis. Scuze pentru deranj, dar n-ai vazut cumva aseara unde mi-am pus sutienul??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un melc bate la usa unui urs.Iese ursul, se zgaieste, nu vede pe nimeni, dupa care se uita in jos si da de melc.Enervat, il ia pe melc de guler si-l azvarle cat poate de departe.Dupa 6 luni se aud iar batai in usa ursului, care iese din casa si da cu ochii de melc.Melcul, &#8230; <a title=\"Draga ce surpriza ! Nici urma de par pubian..Te-ai\u2026? Da de unde ! Eu lucrez la telefoanele Fbi si toata ziua mi se cere..un fir secret..si daca..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1224\" aria-label=\"Read more about Draga ce surpriza ! Nici urma de par pubian..Te-ai\u2026? Da de unde ! 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