{"id":1208,"date":"2024-06-03T09:03:29","date_gmt":"2024-06-03T09:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2024-06-03T09:03:29","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T09:03:29","slug":"un-sot-iubitor-aflat-in-delegatie-in-strainatate-ii-trimise-sotiei-drept-cadou-un-papagal-vorbitor-cand-s-a-intors-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1208","title":{"rendered":"Un sot iubitor aflat in delegatie in strainatate ii trimise sotiei drept cadou un papagal vorbitor . Cand s-a intors acasa.."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5136.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5136.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_5136-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La inceputul secolului XX se duce Bula la ghicitoare. Aceasta ii spune:<br>\u2013 Mda\u2026Din cauza ta vor muri multi oameni si altii vor ramane fara casa\u2026<br>Pleaca Bula dezamagit, cand in drum spre casa vede un copil pe sinele de tren.<br>Sare Bula, repede, il salveaza.<br>\u2013 Cum te cheama, puisor? A intrebat Bula.<br>\u2013 Adolf \u2026 Adolf Hitler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama ii spune lui Bula:<br>\u2013 Du-te la Nea\u2019 Costica, la raionul de carne si vezi daca are picioare de porc afumat.<br>Dupa ce se intoarce Bula, mama il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Ei, are?<br>\u2013 Pai nu am putut sa vad ca era incaltat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 se apropie de o coleg\u0103 de clas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei spune:<br>\u2013 Po\u0163i s\u0103-mi dai fotografia ta?<br>\u2013 Dar ce, nu po\u0163i dormi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te ui\u0163i la mine? M\u0103 iube\u015fti a\u015fa de tare??<br>\u2013 Nu, dar mama mea nu crede \u00een extratere\u015ftri\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La inceputul secolului XX se duce Bula la ghicitoare. Aceasta ii spune:\u2013 Mda\u2026Din cauza ta vor muri multi oameni si altii vor ramane fara casa\u2026Pleaca Bula dezamagit, cand in drum spre casa vede un copil pe sinele de tren.Sare Bula, repede, il salveaza.\u2013 Cum te cheama, puisor? A intrebat Bula.\u2013 Adolf \u2026 Adolf Hitler. Mama &#8230; <a title=\"Un sot iubitor aflat in delegatie in strainatate ii trimise sotiei drept cadou un papagal vorbitor . Cand s-a intors acasa..\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1208\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un sot iubitor aflat in delegatie in strainatate ii trimise sotiei drept cadou un papagal vorbitor . Cand s-a intors acasa..\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1210,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}