{"id":1205,"date":"2024-06-03T04:56:37","date_gmt":"2024-06-03T04:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1205"},"modified":"2024-06-03T04:56:37","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T04:56:37","slug":"am-cunoscut-o-fata-frumoasa-vreau-sa-ma-insor-cu-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1205","title":{"rendered":"Am cunoscut o fata frumoasa, vreau sa ma insor cu ea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Fiul unui scotian, aflat in armata, ii scrie tatalui sau:<br>\u2013 Am cunoscut o fata frumoasa, vreau sa ma insor cu ea, trimite-mi doua lire ca sa-mi fac o fotografie cu ea, sa ti-o trimit ca sa stii si tu cum <a href=\"http:\/\/arata.La\">arata.La<\/a> cateva zile, tatal ii trimite o lira, cu urmatoarea scrisoare:<br>\u2013 Trimite-mi poza fetei, pe tine te cunosc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O t\u00e2n\u0103ra geloas\u0103 vrea s\u0103 i\u0219i testeze so\u021bul \u0219i s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 acesta o in\u0219ela.A\u0219a c\u0103 i-a scris o scrisoare \u00een care i-a spus c\u0103 s-a s\u0103turat de el \u0219i c\u0103 l-a p\u0103r\u0103sit, a l\u0103sat-o la vedere, apoi s-a ascuns sub patul din dormitor. B\u0103rbatul a ajuns acas\u0103, a citit scrisoarea, a scris ceva, apoi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 c\u00e2nte \u0219i s\u0103 danseze.Si-a luat telefonul \u0219i a sunat pe cineva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Bun\u0103, iubito, tocmai \u00eemi schimb hainele \u0219i vin la tine.<br>C\u00e2t despre proasta cealalt\u0103, s-a prins \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it c\u0103 \u00eemi b\u0103team joc de ea \u0219i a plecat. Am f\u0103cut o gre\u0219eala imens\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eensurat cu ea.Imi doresc s\u0103 te fi \u00eent\u00e2lnit mai devreme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne vedem \u00een cur\u00e2nd, iubito!\u201d, a spus so\u021bul femeii, apoi a p\u0103r\u0103sit camera.Plangand, femeia a ie\u0219it din ascunz\u0103toare \u0219i a citit ce i-a scris so\u021bul ei:\u201c\u021ai se vedeau picioarele, idioato. M\u0103 duc dup\u0103 p\u00e2ine\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fiul unui scotian, aflat in armata, ii scrie tatalui sau:\u2013 Am cunoscut o fata frumoasa, vreau sa ma insor cu ea, trimite-mi doua lire ca sa-mi fac o fotografie cu ea, sa ti-o trimit ca sa stii si tu cum arata.La cateva zile, tatal ii trimite o lira, cu urmatoarea scrisoare:\u2013 Trimite-mi poza fetei, pe &#8230; <a title=\"Am cunoscut o fata frumoasa, vreau sa ma insor cu ea\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1205\" aria-label=\"Read more about Am cunoscut o fata frumoasa, vreau sa ma insor cu ea\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1206,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}