{"id":120,"date":"2024-04-14T18:27:18","date_gmt":"2024-04-14T18:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=120"},"modified":"2025-11-25T11:27:30","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T11:27:30","slug":"un-baiat-face-cunostinta-cu-o-fata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Un baiat face cunostinta cu o fata"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"573\" data-id=\"6517\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9926.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6517\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9926.webp 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_9926-300x282.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Un baiat face cunostinta cu o fata, in cele din urma, intr-o seara fata il cheama la ea acasa. Intra in camera ei, se incep mangaierile. Fata:\u2013 Sstttt\u2026 la mine parintii is acasa, sa nu\u2013i trezim, tata lucreaza in fortele Antitero, iar mama e capitan in DIICOT, si ar fi bine sa nu-i deranjam. Baiatul se gandeste:<br>\u2013 \u201cDoamne, unde am nimerit?!\u201dContinua ei mangaierile, ii cam luase deja valul si fata iarasi:<br>\u2013 Ssst\u2026 Te rog mai incet in camera de alaturi doarme fratele meu, care nu demult s-a intors din <strong>Afganistan<\/strong>. Baiatu deja speriat bine de tot, se gandeste:<br>\u2013 \u201cHuuu\u2026 trebuie sa ma retin, aici e periculos!\u201dFata insa cochet il linisteste:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dragule, dar vrei sa ai o seara de neuitat?<br>\u2013 Daa!!!! Zice tipul exaltat.<br>\u2013 Ajutor! Ma violeaza!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>           CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  Un barbat se uita la TV si se trezeste cu o tigaie in cap de la nevasta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asta pentru ce este, draga?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> \u2013 Ce e cu numele Laura, scris pe biletu ala?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A, e numele unui cal pe care am pariat la cursele de cai!Sotia pleaca linistita\u2026 A doua zi, barbatul se trezeste cu o tigaie si mai zdravana in cap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Asta pentru ce mai e, draga?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Te-a sunat calul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barbat naufragiaza pe o insula pustie si ramane acolo 10 ani. Intr-o zi, o fata frumoasa inoata pana la insula intr-un costum de scafandru\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Buna! Sunt foarte bucuros sa te vad!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Buna! Se vede ca esti aici de mult timp. De cat timp n-ai mai fumat o tigara?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De zece ani!<br>Fata trage fermoarul de la un buzunar al costumului si scoate o tigara pe care i-o da barbatului.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oh multumesc din suflet!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Si de cand n-ai mai baut ceva?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De zece ani!<br>Fata trage fermoarul de la un buzunar mai mare si scoate o sticla de whisky pe care i-o da barbatului.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oh\u2026multumesc mult. Esti ca o zana buna!<br>Fata, coborand fermoarul costumului: &#8211; Si\u2026 ia spune-mi, de cand n-ai mai avut o partida\u2026?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oh, Doamne, sa nu-mi spui ca ai si crose de golf acolo!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un baiat face cunostinta cu o fata, in cele din urma, intr-o seara fata il cheama la ea acasa. Intra in camera ei, se incep mangaierile. Fata:\u2013 Sstttt\u2026 la mine parintii is acasa, sa nu\u2013i trezim, tata lucreaza in fortele Antitero, iar mama e capitan in DIICOT, si ar fi &#8230; <a title=\"Un baiat face cunostinta cu o fata\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=120\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un baiat face cunostinta cu o fata\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6518,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6521,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/6521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}