{"id":1197,"date":"2024-06-02T17:33:01","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T17:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2024-06-02T17:33:01","modified_gmt":"2024-06-02T17:33:01","slug":"nevasta-ma-banuiesti-degeaba-nu-fac-altceva-decat-sa-ajut-o-prietena-intr-o-perioada-dificila-pentru-ea-dar-ce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"Nevasta ma banuiesti degeaba. Nu fac altceva decat sa ajut o prietena intr-o perioada dificila pentru ea..Dar ce..??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"273\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_6473-273x300-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1198\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Stefan cel Mare statea si se uita la TV. Vine slujitorul sau Vasile si ii spune:<br>\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<br>\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Apai sunt mici! Se vad in zare cam de-o schioapa!<br>\u2013 Lasa Vasile ca avem timp!<br>Vasile pleaca. Dupa un timp vine iarasi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<br>\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<br>\u2013 Au crescut copacel Maria Ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lasa, Vasile, ca avem timp!<br>Vasile pleaca. Dupa un timp vine tipand:<br>\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!<br>\u2013 Cat sunt de mari?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cat mine, cat Maria Ta!\u2026<br>\u2013 Atunci ia tunul si-i bubuie!<br>\u2013 Nu pot, Maria Ta, ca-i stiu de cand erau mici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ce este verde \u015fi sare pe c\u00e2mpie? R\u0103spuns din clas\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Broasca!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Corect, dar putea fi \u015fi un greiere. Ce este maro \u015fi sare prin p\u0103dure? R\u0103spuns din clas\u0103:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>C\u0103prioara!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Corect, dar putea fi \u015fi un cerb. Bul\u0103 agitat cere permisiunea de a pune \u015fi el o \u00eentrebare:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce este tare c\u00e2nd se ia \u00een gur\u0103, iar moale \u015fi lipicioas\u0103 c\u00e2nd se scoate? Profesoara ofensat\u0103 \u00eei trage vreo dou\u0103 perechi de palme lui Bul\u0103 care zice:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Corect, dar putea fi si o gum\u0103 de mestecat!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stefan cel Mare statea si se uita la TV. Vine slujitorul sau Vasile si ii spune:\u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!\u2013 Cat sunt de mari? \u2013 Apai sunt mici! Se vad in zare cam de-o schioapa!\u2013 Lasa Vasile ca avem timp!Vasile pleaca. Dupa un timp vine iarasi: \u2013 Maria Ta! Maria Ta! Vin turcii!\u2013 &#8230; <a title=\"Nevasta ma banuiesti degeaba. Nu fac altceva decat sa ajut o prietena intr-o perioada dificila pentru ea..Dar ce..??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1197\" aria-label=\"Read more about Nevasta ma banuiesti degeaba. Nu fac altceva decat sa ajut o prietena intr-o perioada dificila pentru ea..Dar ce..??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1199,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}