{"id":1193,"date":"2024-06-02T13:49:57","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T13:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2024-06-02T13:49:57","modified_gmt":"2024-06-02T13:49:57","slug":"o-femeie-se-plimba-prin-cimitir-si-vede-un-tip-care-venea-spre-ea-si-zice-ce-faci-in-cimitir-la-ora-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1193","title":{"rendered":"O femeie se plimba prin cimitir si vede un tip care venea spre ea si zice: Ce faci in cimitir la ora asta??"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"578\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7200.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7200-260x300.jpeg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un renumit profesor universitar \u021bine ni\u0219te cursuri de economie \u0219i banking in Germania.<br>Un student intreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac pentru a fi un bancher de succes?<br>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 faci, ins\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce nu trebuie s\u0103 faci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Urm\u0103re\u0219te aceste trei reguli:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Prima: nu imprumuta bani celor care nu au deloc;<br>\u2013 A doua: nu imprumuta bani celor care au cu adev\u0103rat nevoie de ei;<br>\u2013 A treia: nu imprumuta proprii t\u0103i bani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bula la scoala\u2026 Se scarpina in cap\u2026 Invatatoarea il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Bula, ai paduchi? De te scarpini in cap!?<br>\u2013 Da, doamna invatatoare, am avut unul, dar a murit!<br>\u2013 Si atunci de ce te scarpini in cap?!<br>\u2013 Pai au venit neamurile la inmormantare\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un renumit profesor universitar \u021bine ni\u0219te cursuri de economie \u0219i banking in Germania.Un student intreab\u0103:\u2013 Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fac pentru a fi un bancher de succes?\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu ce trebuie s\u0103 faci, ins\u0103 pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce nu trebuie s\u0103 faci. Urm\u0103re\u0219te aceste trei reguli: \u2013 Prima: nu imprumuta bani celor care nu &#8230; <a title=\"O femeie se plimba prin cimitir si vede un tip care venea spre ea si zice: Ce faci in cimitir la ora asta??\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1193\" aria-label=\"Read more about O femeie se plimba prin cimitir si vede un tip care venea spre ea si zice: Ce faci in cimitir la ora asta??\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1195,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}