{"id":1180,"date":"2024-06-02T08:03:45","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T08:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2025-12-10T06:07:39","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T06:07:39","slug":"prin-anii-90-pleaca-ion-in-america-la-plecare-maria-ii-spunema-ioane-nu-vreau-cine-stie-ce-doar-sa-mi-aduci-o-pereche-de-chilotei-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1180","title":{"rendered":"Prin anii 90, pleac\u0103 Ion \u00een America.La plecare, Maria \u00eei spune:Ma Ioane, nu vreau cine stie ce, doar sa-mi aduci o pereche de chilotei, ma"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Prin anii 90, pleac\u0103 Ion \u00een America.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La plecare, Maria \u00eei spune:<br>Ma Ioane, nu vreau cine stie ce, doar sa-mi aduci o pereche de chilotei, ma\u2026<br>\u2013 Bine tu, Marie, ti-aduc, cum sa nu\u2026<br>Pleaca Ion, iese pe poarta, la care Maria striga dupa el:<br>\u2013 Ma Ioane, si-o fundita de legat parul, ma!<br>\u2013 Da tu, da!<br>Ajunge Ion in America, cauta un magazin mare, iar la intrare sta scris:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00abCine cauta un lucru si nu il gaseste in magazinul nostru, va fi rasplatit cu o mie de dolari\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion merge la raionul de lenjerie intima si cere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vreau si eu o pereche de chilotei cu fundita pentru legat parul\u2026<br>Vanzatoarea da fuga la patron:<br>\u2013 Sefule, a venit un roman si mi-a cerut chilotei cu fundita pentru legat parul\u2026 si nu avem!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce fac, ii dau mia de dolari sau nu?<br>Da-i repede banii si sa plece, ca nebunul asta ne-o cere apoi si izmene cu cofraj pentru oua\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si nici de alea nu avem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u0163ia lui Bul\u0103 \u00eel suspecta pe acesta c\u0103 o \u00een\u015feal\u0103. El nu \u015fi nu c\u0103 nu e adev\u0103rat. Atunci so\u0163ia \u00eei zice:<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103, pentru ca s\u0103 m\u0103 convingi trebuie s\u0103 mergem diminea\u0163\u0103 la biseric\u0103 s\u0103 juri c\u0103 nu m-ai \u00een\u015felat niciodat\u0103.<br>Bul\u0103 e de acord, dar seara merge la preot \u015fi-i cere ajutorul. P\u0103rintele \u00eei spune c\u0103 nu poate s\u0103-l ajute, cu cele sfinte nu e de glumit. Atunci merge la maic\u0103-sa \u015fi o roag\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel \u0163in\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e, s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi aduc\u0103 aminte de vremurile c\u00e2nd era copil. Apoi, acas\u0103 ajung\u00e2nd, face dragoste cu nevasta. A doua zi diminea\u0163a \u00ee\u015fi ia so\u0163ia, se duc la biseric\u0103 \u015fi spre u\u015furarea nevestii, jur\u0103:<br>\u2013 \u00cen fa\u0163a sfintelor icoane jur c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd m-a \u0163inut m\u0103mica \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum nu m-am culcat dec\u00e2t cu nevasta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prin anii 90, pleac\u0103 Ion \u00een America. La plecare, Maria \u00eei spune:Ma Ioane, nu vreau cine stie ce, doar sa-mi aduci o pereche de chilotei, ma\u2026\u2013 Bine tu, Marie, ti-aduc, cum sa nu\u2026Pleaca Ion, iese pe poarta, la care Maria striga dupa el:\u2013 Ma Ioane, si-o fundita de legat parul, ma!\u2013 Da tu, da!Ajunge Ion &#8230; <a title=\"Prin anii 90, pleac\u0103 Ion \u00een America.La plecare, Maria \u00eei spune:Ma Ioane, nu vreau cine stie ce, doar sa-mi aduci o pereche de chilotei, ma\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1180\" aria-label=\"Read more about Prin anii 90, pleac\u0103 Ion \u00een America.La plecare, Maria \u00eei spune:Ma Ioane, nu vreau cine stie ce, doar sa-mi aduci o pereche de chilotei, ma\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1181,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6627,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions\/6627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}