{"id":1176,"date":"2024-06-02T07:49:48","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T07:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1176"},"modified":"2024-06-02T07:49:48","modified_gmt":"2024-06-02T07:49:48","slug":"intr-un-mic-orasel-sicilian-un-negustor-a-deschis-un-magazin-de-trompete-si-pistoale-ei-vecine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1176","title":{"rendered":"Intr-un mic orasel sicilian un negustor a deschis un magazin de trompete si pistoale.Ei vecine&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"569\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7565.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1177\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7565.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/img_7565-264x300.jpeg 264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ginecologul o intreaba pe sotia unui politician:<br>\u2013 Doamna, de cand spuneti ca sunteti casatorita?<br>\u2013 De 10 ani, domnule\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/stirionline.xyz\/index.php\/2022\/10\/13\/intr-un-mic-orasel-sicilian-un-negustor-a-deschis-un-magazin-de-trompete-si-pistoale-ei-vecine\/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR0hE1Yg_oieFVI2uW1BGl1FaTPVRzJZuwH3D9WcXziBpvpx2Tsk2lKuGPo_aem_AWb5l0SPoTdTMuaz36VMVk4vGEWhvmGr025_Oa2QFe2_XDyqVxykVC7vQQhcliACa5Za2-00Tz6Tu8TWDy8kOylT#\">\u00a0<\/a>doctor.<br>\u2013 Si cum de sunteti inca virgina?<br>\u2013 Apai, domnule\u00a0\u00a0doctor, stiti cum sunt politicienii\u2026 promisiuni\u2026 promisiuni!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune:<br>\u2013 Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mancare de la bucatarie.<br>Patroana :<br>\u2013 Iubi \u2026 dar de banii astia iti dau cea mai misto femeie de pe aici, plus ca te hranesc trei zile cu cele mai fine mancaruri.<br>Soferul:<br>\u2013 Honey, n-am chef de dragoste, mi-e dor de casa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tanara se duce suparata la parintii sai.<br>\u2013 Mama, sotul iarasi a urlat la mine. Vin sa traiesc la voi!<br>\u2013 Nu, draga mea, el trebuie sa plateasca pentru pacate. Ma mut eu la voi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ginecologul o intreaba pe sotia unui politician:\u2013 Doamna, de cand spuneti ca sunteti casatorita?\u2013 De 10 ani, domnule\u00a0\u00a0doctor.\u2013 Si cum de sunteti inca virgina?\u2013 Apai, domnule\u00a0\u00a0doctor, stiti cum sunt politicienii\u2026 promisiuni\u2026 promisiuni! Un american, sofer de tir, intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune:\u2013 Ai aici 500 &#8230; <a title=\"Intr-un mic orasel sicilian un negustor a deschis un magazin de trompete si pistoale.Ei vecine&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1176\" aria-label=\"Read more about Intr-un mic orasel sicilian un negustor a deschis un magazin de trompete si pistoale.Ei vecine&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}