Vine asear\u0103 \u00een vizit\u0103 la noi sora mai mic\u0103 a neveste-mii, aia blond\u0103. \u015ei cum st\u0103teau ele a\u015fa la palavre pe canapea, le aud la un moment dat \u015fu\u015fotind:
\u2013 Draga mea, zise sor\u0103-sa, nu te sup\u0103ra, dar de ce nu \u00eencerci s\u0103 fi \u015fi tu mai bun\u0103 cu so\u0163ul t\u0103u?
\u2013 Dar ce, de unde ai scos tu asta c\u0103 a\u0219 fi rea! \u021ai-a spus el ceva, cumva? s\u0103ri nevast\u0103-mea, impacientat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Nu, n-a zis c\u0103 e\u015fti rea, \u00eens\u0103 am dedus eu\u2026
\u2013 Cum adic\u0103?! se aprinse nevast\u0103-mea de-a binelea.
\u2013 P\u0103i, mereu c\u00e2nd trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine \u00eemi zice, z\u00e2mbind: \u201cAh, dar bun\u0103 mai e\u0219ti\u2026 Mult mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t sor\u0103-ta !\u201d
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103ria discut\u0103 cu prietena ei fran\u0163uzoaic\u0103.
\u2013 Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 Ion o dat\u0103, \u00eel iert. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 a doua oar\u0103 divor\u0163ez, c\u0103 doar n-oi sta cu un recidivist. Marianne spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 Jean o dat\u0103, eu \u00eel \u00een\u015fel de dou\u0103 ori.
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 a doua oar\u0103, \u00eel \u00een\u015fel de 100 de ori, ca s\u0103-mi v\u0103rs n\u0103duful.
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015feal\u0103 \u015fi a treia oar\u0103, divor\u0163ez, c\u0103 doar nu m-oi face curv\u0103 din cauza lui!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion \u015fi Maria se cunosc pe plaj\u0103. Se privesc, se \u00eendr\u0103gostesc \u015fi se c\u0103s\u0103toresc repede. \u00cen noaptea nun\u0163ii, Ion \u00eei spune Mariei:
\u2013 Iubito, de azi \u00eenainte te voi numi Eva.
\u2013 De ce? \u00eentreab\u0103 Maria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti prima mea femeie.
\u2013 Bine, atunci eu te voi numi Peugeot.
\u2013 De ce?
\u2013 Pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti num\u0103rul 206.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vine asear\u0103 \u00een vizit\u0103 la noi sora mai mic\u0103 a neveste-mii, aia blond\u0103. \u015ei cum st\u0103teau ele a\u015fa la palavre pe canapea, le aud la un moment dat \u015fu\u015fotind:\u2013 Draga mea, zise sor\u0103-sa, nu te sup\u0103ra, dar de ce nu \u00eencerci s\u0103 fi \u015fi tu mai bun\u0103 cu so\u0163ul t\u0103u?\u2013 Dar ce, de unde ai … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}