Iubitule am o veste proasta. Nu stiu cum sa iti spun\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Spune<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Te-am inselat cu seful!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ceee? Poti sa repeti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Repet, stai linistit, dar sapatamana viitoare ca pana atunci e plecat in teritoriu,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Vreau sa ne despartim. Nu ma mai regasesc in aceasta relatie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OK<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu suferi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lasa-ma in pace ca am pierdut 10 lei si nu ii mai gasesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce faci frumoaso?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Imi dai si mie adresa ta de email?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Sigur! Adresa mea e am_iubit@dispari.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ok. iti las si eu adresa mea : sunt_tactu@treci_acasa.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un cuplu de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni a intrat \u00eentr-un McDonald\u2019s \u0219i s-a a\u0219ezat la o mas\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n B\u0103tr\u00e2nul s-a dus \u0219i a f\u0103cut comanda, un Big Mac, o por\u021bie de cartofi \u0219i un suc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n S-a dus la mas\u0103 a t\u0103iat \u00een jum\u0103tate Big Mac-ul, i-a dat jum\u0103tate so\u021biei , a num\u0103rat cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi \u0219i a f\u0103cut la fel, iar sucul la pus la jum\u0103tatea mesei \u0219i a pus doua paie \u00een el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n B\u0103tr\u00e2na a \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nce jum\u0103tatea ei de hamburger. M-am apropiat de ei \u0219i le-am zis c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 le ofer o por\u021bie dar b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 mi-a spus c\u0103 ei sunt obi\u0219nui\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 totul. M-am dus la masa mea, dar am observat c\u0103 doar b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2nca, iar mo\u0219ul sorbea din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd din suc \u0219i o privea pe so\u021bia lui cum manca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n M-am dus iar la ei \u0219i am insistat s\u0103 le ofer o por\u021bie dar de data aceasta mo\u0219ul mi-a explicat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2013 Stai lini\u0219tit c\u0103 este suficient o por\u021bie pentru am\u00e2ndoi, noi suntem obi\u0219nui\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bim totul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n P\u0103i \u0219i matale de ce nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci, ce a\u0219tep\u021bi?- Proteza. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Iubitule am o veste proasta. Nu stiu cum sa iti spun\u2026 -Spune -Te-am inselat cu seful! -Ceee? Poti sa repeti? -Repet, stai linistit, dar sapatamana viitoare ca pana atunci e plecat in teritoriu, -Vreau sa ne despartim. Nu ma mai regasesc in aceasta relatie. OK -Nu suferi? Lasa-ma in pace ca am pierdut 10 lei … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1160,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}