{"id":1156,"date":"2024-06-01T07:29:21","date_gmt":"2024-06-01T07:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=1156"},"modified":"2024-06-01T07:29:21","modified_gmt":"2024-06-01T07:29:21","slug":"ia-sa-vedem-cine-este-cel-mai-cuminte-si-ascultator-cine-nu-face-mofturi-niciodata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1156","title":{"rendered":"Ia s\u0103 vedem\u2026 cine este cel mai cuminte \u015fi ascult\u0103tor, cine nu face mofturi niciodat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Tat\u0103l este chemat la \u0219coal\u0103:<br>\u2013 Fiul dumneavoastr\u0103 a desenat pe banc\u0103 o musc\u0103, foarte real\u0103, \u0219i mi-am zdrobit pumnul \u00eencerc\u00e2nd\u00a0 s\u0103 o omor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Ha! S\u0103 m\u0103 fi v\u0103zut pe mine, c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een baie \u0219i v\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00een cad\u0103 un crocodil pictat, de fric\u0103, am ie\u0219it printr-o u\u0219\u0103 pictat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013\u00a0 Dac\u0103 te doare dintele acela trebuie s\u0103 mergem la un dentist. Sper c\u0103 nu \u021bi-e fric\u0103.<br>\u2013\u00a0 Nu, t\u0103ticule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013\u00a0 A\u0219a te vreau, curajos. S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 dentistul nu-\u021bi face nimic!<br>\u2013\u00a0 Dac\u0103 e a\u0219a, ce rost mai are s\u0103-l deranj\u0103m?<br>\u2013\u2013\u2013-<br>Educatoarea o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe M\u0103riuca la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103:<br>\u2013 De unde ai tu, M\u0103riuco, p\u0103rul a\u0219a frumos \u0219i bogat? De la m\u0103mica ta sau de la tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Cred c\u0103 de la tata, c\u0103 el nu mai are deloc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un copil pl\u00e2ngea pe hol. Profesoara \u00eel vede.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Copile, de ce pl\u00e2ngi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Un copil mi-a furat pl\u0103cinta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A fost cu inten\u0163ie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, cu br\u00e2nz\u0103\u2026..<br>\u2013\u2013\u2013-<br>Familia merge \u00eentr-un parc de distrac\u0163ii \u015fi la un concurs c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 un ursule\u0163 de plus <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tat\u0103l \u00eei str\u00e2nge pe copii \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Ia s\u0103 vedem\u2026 cine este cel mai cuminte \u015fi ascult\u0103tor, cine nu face mofturi niciodat\u0103, cine nu iese din cuv\u00e2ntul mamei?Copiii, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stea prea mult pe g\u00e2nduri, r\u0103spund \u00een cor:<br>\u2013 Bine, tati\u2026 ia tu ursule\u0163ul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tat\u0103l este chemat la \u0219coal\u0103:\u2013 Fiul dumneavoastr\u0103 a desenat pe banc\u0103 o musc\u0103, foarte real\u0103, \u0219i mi-am zdrobit pumnul \u00eencerc\u00e2nd\u00a0 s\u0103 o omor. \u2013 Ha! S\u0103 m\u0103 fi v\u0103zut pe mine, c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een baie \u0219i v\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00een cad\u0103 un crocodil pictat, de fric\u0103, am ie\u0219it printr-o u\u0219\u0103 pictat\u0103\u2026 \u2013\u00a0 Dac\u0103 te doare dintele &#8230; <a title=\"Ia s\u0103 vedem\u2026 cine este cel mai cuminte \u015fi ascult\u0103tor, cine nu face mofturi niciodat\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1156\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ia s\u0103 vedem\u2026 cine este cel mai cuminte \u015fi ascult\u0103tor, cine nu face mofturi niciodat\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}